Despite what my friends might say about me, I'm actually really fucking funny. I can make you laugh until you shit your pants. Though I'd prefer it if you didn't shit, because that would eventually lead to me puking cos that's just nasty.
You can't tell by just looking at me (unless my t-shirt gives it away) but I'm a huge geek. I love anything that has to deal with computers, internet, video games. Name it and I'll probably know what you're talking about.
Not only can I build a computer, design a website, and talk about PHP/MySQL/HTML, but I also happen to be pretty damn good at most video games. I'm fucking fantastic. That's what.
Basically I design websites for a living, run my own webhosting ( Holdfire.Network ) company, play too much Halo 3, go out occasionally (I've been told it's called having a social life? Who knows!). I watch football (Bears) and baseball (White Sox.) I also am retarded and laugh at the most ridiculous shit possible. Want to know what?:
- Funniest Grunt quote from Halo 3 Mercy Flush (Thanks Jeff for that obsession) MC Chris Disses Kingdom Hearts Spectator Gets Beamed In The Head Anything from ilovemeow.com . Fuck, I can't forget icanhazcheezburger too. And anything else with cat memes :3 Funny Halo 3 Screenshots