I'M SO AWESOME!
I LIKE PEOPLE... PEOPLE ARE FUNNY. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH STARING AT PEOPLE, THEY MAKE ME LAUGH! I ALSO LIKE TO DRINK... IT'S MY MAIN HOBBY... IS THAT BAD?
GREY GOOSE GOT YOUR GIRL FEELIN LOOSE
CAPTAIN IS THE ONLY MAN I NEED IN MY LIFE!
THIS IS THE GREATEST CAPTAIN MORGAN COMMERCIAL!
THERE'S ALWAYS A SHELF IN OUR FRIDGE DEDICATED TO COORS LIGHT!!
OH YEAH... AND WHEN I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE OR DRINKING... I LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH MY BEAUTIFUL NIECES...
AND DID I MENTION THAT I'M AN OLD LADY? I HAVE THE STRANGEST HOBBIES... I'M IN A BOWLING LEAGUE... I PLAY BUNCO, WHICH IS A DICE GAME THAT OLD WHITE LADIES TEND TO PLAY, AND I PLAY IT WITH MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS ONCE A MONTH... BINGO IS AMAZING IN MY EYES... I LOVE TO PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD... I KNOW HOW TO CROCHET... AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I MAKE MY OWN JEWELRY!YUP, LIKE I SAID, I'M LIKE AN OLD LADY! MY ALIAS IS GERTRUDE
PEOPLE THAT WILL MAKE ME LAUGH, AND PEOPLE THAT I CAN LAUGH AT. AND SOMEONE WITH A MULLET!! YAY, MULLETS ARE THE GREATEST! BUT IF YOU'RE DOWN TO EARTH AND CAN MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU'LL BE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER
I LISTEN TO EVERY TYPE OF MUSIC... YES, I EVEN LISTEN TO COUNTRY!
BUT MY FIRST LOVE IS HIP HOP!!
SPEAKING OF COUNTRY, HERE IS THE TALE OF MY ADVENTURE AT THE KENNY CHESNEY CONCERT...
EVERY COUNTRY CONCERT REQUIRES A MAN WITH A MULLET
YEAH SO I GOT SPANKED WITH A SANDAL FOR A FREE SHOT! YOU DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO
SO HERE I AM SHIELDING A RANDOM LADY WITH A SHEET WHILE SHE IS PEEING ON THE DOOR FRAME OF OUR CAR IN THE PARKING LOT
AND NOW IT'S MY TURN TO BE SHIELDED
DUMB AND DUMBER... OFFICE SPACE... SUPER TROOPERS... THE WHOLE NINE YARDS... CLUELESS... NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY... WEDDING CRASHERS... ROBIN HOOD MEN IN TIGHTS... OLD SCHOOL... BREAKFAST CLUB... SIXTEEN CANDLES... PRETTY IN PINK... IF YOU CAN'T TELL, I LIKE COMEDIES!
I WATCH ENTIRELY WAY TOO MUCH TV
I REALLY LIKE TOREY HAYDEN. SHE WAS A TEACHER FOR SEVERELY DISTURBED CHILDREN AND WRITES TRUE STORIES ABOUT SOME OF HER STUDENTS. SHE'S GREAT! I ALSO LOVE TO READ MURDER MYSTERIES
MY DADDY