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This just in: You're a fuck

About Me

*I am dub - I like things - I want some food - I read the labels - I open the boxes - I will murder your family*Sergei Samsonov is my father

My Interests

Disinterests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus - Billy Crystal - Shaq - Martha Stewart - Dale Ernhardt jr.

Music:

plays on my stereo and in my head

Movies:

are full of stereotypes and inaccuracies that most people think could actually happen. They are also to blame for gun violence.

Television:

is the dumbass's version of a book.

Books:

the Bible the Koran the Vedas the Torrah the Anarchist's Cookbook

Heroes:

any G.I. Joe