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About Me

♥ I like random facts.
♥ I'm really shy when I first meet you.
♥ I'm the exact opposite of a procastinator.
♥ I can speak Chinese.
♥ Kissing is one of my favorite activiites.
♥ I am terrified of midgets.
♥ I am a HUGE Chuck Norris fan.
♥ I love mooses.
♥ I hate chocolate, but I love white chocolate.
♥ I don't believe we landed on the moon.
♥ I have 40% hearing loss in my left ear.
♥ When I walk by mirrors, I cant help but look
♥ I drink about 3 liters of water a day.
♥ I don't believe in dinosaurs.
♥ I have a sister that is 13 years older than me.
♥ I am a master at any boardgame.
♥ The smell of suntan lotion always makes me smile.
♥ I can't put mascara on without opening my mouth
♥ I can't stand having CDs that are not centered in their cases.
♥ I haven't drank pop for almost 2 years.
♥ I am terrified of heights but love HUGE roller coasters.
♥ I have totalled 2 cars, flipping both of them.
♥ I heart burnt marshmellows.
♥ I get motion sickness easily.
♥ I rock out to every song on the radio when I'm in the car by myself.
♥ I LOVE Mad About You Reruns.
♥ Smoothies make my day.
♥ I am an animal fanatic...especially dogs.
♥ I do shots like it's my job.
♥ I am addicted to working out HARDCORE.
♥ I compete in competitive speed walking races.
♥ I hate coconuts, but love the smell.
♥ I get addicted to tanning in tanning beds.
♥ I'm very impatient.
♥ I have been on a talk show.
♥ I have my nose pierced.
♥ Without my contacts or glasses, I am almost legally blind.
I'm in my last semester at Marietta College as an undergrad, but I will be returning next fall for my Masters in Corporate Media.
I live in Marietta in an apartment with my roommate and best friend, Chuck Hall, and my 2 little puppies, Mr. Bailey Dog and Miss Daisy Maye. He is a lhasa apso, and the cutest thing you've ever seen. And she is a pug that snores all night long.
My goal in life is to get my Broadcasting degree and become the next Jenny McCarthy. lol.
I want my own show like "The Colbert Report" or Weekend Update on SNL, where I can use my smart ass skills to make fun of celebrities.
I think I'm the only girl who loves playing video games, and the only 21 year old who is still in love with pooh bear, tigger, and eeyore.
I love going bar hopping, partyin, gettin crunk with my bitches, and hangin out with my crazy family. I love a good laugh from any comedian, and one day i hope to get the hell out of here and live in NYC...
There's a start on who I am...
I'm fucking sweet, that's basically all you need to know.
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My Interests

I LOVE....
partyin with my friends
working at the Radio - Assistant Station Manager, DJ during the summer (Weekdays noon-6pm)
working at the TV studio - Features Manager, Co-Anchor, Producer, Technical Director, Director, Floor-Director, anything that needs done...
National Broadcasting Society
shopping
partying
singing to every song on the radio
smelling freshly cut hay in the summer
campouts
walking around Marietta in the middle of the night
texting on my cell phone and running up the bill
scrapbooking
talking to my mom about everything
going out to a nice dinner
working out
stand-up comedy
dressing up and lookin fine
playing videogames- Mario Party, DDR, Super Mario 3, Duck Hunt...all the classics!
I love older actors like Jack Nicholson, Matthew McConnahey, Will Ferrell, Jeff Goldblum, Alec Baldwin, Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds, and Richard Gere.
I love the classic actresses like Audrey Hepburn, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Kate Hudson, Rachel McAdams, and Hallie Berry.

You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable What Kind of Kisser Are You?

You Are a Strawberry Daiquiri
You're a fun, playful drinker who loves to party.
You may get totally wasted, but you're always a happy drunk! What Mixed Drink Are You?

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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

Music:

I will listen to anything, I LOVE music.
My favorite artists are Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, Christina Aguerlia, Garth Brooks, and Mariah Carrey.
My favorite bands are Aerosmith, The Temptations, The Wreckers, and Rascal Flatts.
My song of the moment is: "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.
I also love Frank Sinatra, Doris Day, Perry Como, and Bing Crosby. ahh...the classics!

Movies:

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Television:

The O.C., Scrubs, Mad About You, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, House, The Office, The Real World, Survivorman, Psych, The Dog Whisperer, Ghost Hunters, Dirty Jobs, Sex and the City, Seinfeld, Saturday Night Live, My Boys

Books:

I don't read books, I read magazines. Cosmopolitain, Glamour, Seventeen, CosmoGirl, People, InTouch, Star...You get the point.

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My Blog

2k7 Revisited

Last year, I posted my goals for christmas break. Let's see how I did... to work out every day at school...worked out once at the rec center, walked for about a week everynight with Katie. yeah...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

My updates and plans...

soooo....i can't even remember the last time i blogged...its been forever. and like always, last time i got in trouble with my blog and i found when i don't write a blog, no shit goes down and i keep ...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

PLEASE HELP ME!!!

My show has been cancelled because older people in our community have called in and complained that they didn't like the show, which are clearly not in our demographic. The studio is afraid...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

Days of Our Lives (with pictures!)

Like predicted..I have been CRAZY busy. School is basically taking over my life. But it's all good, cause it's stuff that i love. let's see...last friday sam and i stayed in and wat...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

B-U-S-Y!!!

wow. my head is spinning, and so is my world. i'm so busy right now, i'm surprised i have time to write this. this weekend was fun...thursday i was plannin on goin bar hopping, but the wea...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:00:00 PST

I met Dave Chapelle last night!

so this weekend really topped off the summer. it was defintely the way to end it and go back to school. Thursday... chuck, bobby, john and I all went out one last time to the bar crawl.&n...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST

to continue on from yesterday...

so, last night chuck and i went out to a boring bar crawl. we went to the brewery to watch karoake and met up w/ john and bobby. all the bars were dead. it wasn't too exciting. toda...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 02:28:00 PST

what's been goin on...

I'm sittin here @ work, broadcasting the Marietta City Council meeting..and it is sooo boring. I haven't blogged forever, so i figured i would update everyone... so i start school on monday, and...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:22:00 PST

Gaggles and Gaggles of Geese!

i'm soooo bored at work!! ugh. by the way...sorry if i freaked out any of you with making my dog's their own myspace pages. lol. i just get really bored at work, if you can't tell. o...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:18:00 PST

I'll have a blowjob, wiskey sour on the rocks, and a jello shot...no wait, make that 2!

So, I made it. I'm back from the other side of 21. There for awhile, I didn't think I was going to live much longer. lol. drinking too much always does that too ya. tough lesson to learn. ...
Posted by ♥jo♥ on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 12:31:00 PST