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el brendo

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About me, eh? I love McNuggets. With sweet n sour sauce. Beer is my friend, as is bourbon. I hate pickles, they make me sick. If i see someone biting into a whole pickle i dry reach. I like to sleep late and am not a morning person. I like bargains and the pepto bismol ad with the giant characters. That song's the best. I like to smell good. My friends are awesome and hot. All of them. Especially Phuong with her massive head. Hair, when it's no longer attached to a head, is the most disgusting thing in the world. I want nothing to do with that shit. I love rugby league and am shitty that I'll miss the entire 2007 season. Miso soup is nice. I hate it when i cut my nails too short and the next day it fucking canes. I eat a lot. Almost constantly. People are shocked at my appetite and wonder why I am not the size of a minivan. Angelina Jolie is hot. Rose McGowan is also hot. So is Milla Jovovich, and i love Winona Ryder, even more so after she tried to steal clothes and got caught with bad medicine. I love tattoos and facial piercings. Not so much body piercings. I don't like when people belittle other people for the sake of cool. I do like when bad people get their come uppance. Kangaroo is tasty and I look forward to being able to eat it again. Mmm skippy fresh. I'm scared of trampolines 'cos i think I'll fall through the mat. I'm also scared of emus, they're scary. I don't mind bugs or spiders or snakes, but I can't handle a full grown massive cockroach. That shit's rank. Ventriloquist dummies are the scariest thing fucking ever. I shiver just thinking about them. I like when i've just washed my sheets. I love vargas girls and Bettie Page was a legend. Hookers are hilarious. I love watching domestics on the street from the safety of my balcony. I get excited when i grocery shop. I love unpacking it and remembering what i bought. Food excites me. .. width="425" height="350" ..
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Shot at 2007-07-20
Shot at 2007-07-27Learning to skate, I'm shit at it but it's heaps fun. Fishing's awesome when i get the oppertunity. I love to cook, don't mind painting but I've been slack as with that lately. Just hanging out with mates is great. Chuck in some beers, a bbq, and the pool and you have a grand day out. But now I'm in Canada. I'm cold and frightened.

I'd like to meet:

Rose McGowan is Teh Hot The Dragons and Matty fucking Cooper

Music:

Punk rock, and commercial punk, I guess would cover a lot of my favourites. Love my Green Day, Unwritten Law, Bodyjar, 28 Days. Also love Le Tigre, bit of Pantera, Courtney Love, Tegan & Sara, limp bizkit, Chili Peppers, Nirvana, NIN, Placebo, No Doubt, Howling Bells, the Grates, and through to old stuff like The Clash, Sex Pistols, Queen, Marley, The Doors. Oh, and I’ll tell you what I don’t like – God damn mutha f*cking Coldplay! AAAHH! I really REALLY can’t stand them. And c’mon, Apple? What the f*ck is up with that?! The more you watch this the funnier that shit gets

Movies:

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Television:

Family guy rocks. And Futurama, south park, the simpsons. SVU owns the f*cking world. Grey's Anatomy, Inter-fucking-vention, Real World, Viva La Bam and Jackass (yes, it’s juvenile, but a helluva lot of laughs). Speaking of juvenile, Degrassi NG! Say what you want, i love that shit.
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My Blog

What a gay start to blogging ha ha

Rule # 1: If you open this you GOTTA take it. (fuck that, I'm doing it cos I'm bored)Rule # 2:You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someonemessages you and asksRule #3:Only answer True or Fal...
Posted by el brendo on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST