Observations while at the super market |
Today while grocery shopping I observed a few things:
1 - Old large women are grumpy.
2 - Old large men are happy.
3 - Old large women wear oversized clothes.
4 - Old large men wear clothes ...
Posted by The Great Dane on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST |
Sideways walkers |
Ever get stuck behind a sideways walker? They are all over Chicago and they piss me off. They are the people whom, while trying to pass on the sidewalk, don't walk in a strait line.&n...
Posted by The Great Dane on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST |
The Beer Scooter |
Bacchus' Beer Scooter
How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of drinking and thought 'How did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journ...
Posted by The Great Dane on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST |
Yes. Yes. Well....no. |
While running for the Senate in 1994, presidential candidate Mitt Romney (R) campaigned that 'regardless of anyones personal beliefs, abortion should be safe and legal.'
He repeated t...
Posted by The Great Dane on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST |
Three Politicians and a Funny Guy |
Three interesting quotes I've read lately:
"What we really expect out of the Democrats is for them to treat us as they would liked to have been treated." --House Min. Leader John Boehner (R-OH)
"I thi...
Posted by The Great Dane on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:48:00 PST |
Update to my last posting |
As i am sure everyone got a great laugh at my expense from my last posting, I would like everyone to know she actually laughed at what I said. Especially after my frantic call & text a...
Posted by The Great Dane on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST |
A day in the life of the hearing impaired... |
Today a good buddy of mine stopped over with his mom to grab something he left in my car. I have never met his mom before, so I walked over and introduced myself. I noticed they ...
Posted by The Great Dane on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST |
The U.S. is what?? |
Okay, so this is not working. If the vid won't load, go to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjs183dX3qM
A-what-ah? Pariah... I've never even heard this word befor...
Posted by The Great Dane on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST |
No Self Control |
So, you know the old adage; don't go grocery shopping shopping while hungry, right? We all have.
Today I hit the local Jewel around 5pm with nothing more in me than the coffee I had ...
Posted by The Great Dane on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST |
Seriously ladies... |
Okay seriously ladies, dog's are not accessories. It's lame, so last year and you do not look like Paris. Honestly. So stop it, it's annoying.
Today I was at the UPS store sending a ...
Posted by The Great Dane on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:00:00 PST |
