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Corbin

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About Me

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I enjoy going camping and play around with computers but, photography is my passion. My kids are my life. They are the best things that have ever happened to me. They are 1, 4 and 6 years old. I am married to the most wonderful wife a man could ever ask for. We have been married for 7 years and it has been the best 7 years of my life.

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All you could want to know about Corbin
Name: Corbin
Birthday: 9/24
Birthplace: Utah
Current Location: Utah
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red, If I had hair
Height: 6-1
Right Handed or Left Handed: under
Your Heritage: Reptilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Nike
Your Weakness: when I find out I will tell you
Your Fears: Belly button lint
Your Perfect Pizza: big
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make my first million
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: @&#%$
Your Bedtime: between 8.00 pm and 2.00 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in Missouri
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yuk
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee (BLACK)
Do you Smoke: Every few minutes
Do you Swear: FUCK NO
Do you Sing: FUCK NO
Do you Shower Daily: What have you heard?
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: Well yeah.... NO...... Well... Yeah! For sure NO
Do you want to get Married: No. One wife is plenty
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: somtimes when I stand or walk or move
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn Right
Are you a Health Freak: NO
Do you get along with your Parents: Half of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: The louder the better
Do you play an Instrument: The kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, Yes, YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL NO!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Only One?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You might as well eat SNOT!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Denial, stage 2
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: How about chubby dipping?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Not today
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: A shop is much to heavy to lift
How do you want to Die: Quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: HA HA
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada........... (Just Kidding)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Blond
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 140
Best Clothing Style: Mine
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0 Illegal
Number of CDs I own: NONE all MP3
Number of Piercings: 6
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 153,057 and 1/2
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My Blog

The Redneck Test

  You Might Be A Redneck If . . . . . . you were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 45's. . . . you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay. . . . yo...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 19:06:00 GMT

A Letter From a Redneck Mother to Her Son

Dear Son,I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don'tlive where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that mostaccidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Brunette Q. & A.

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?A. Brown-bagging it. Q. What's the re...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:55:00 GMT

Turn back your car odometer

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:48:00 GMT

I can't breathe without that

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde."You can't! I'll die!" reto...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:46:00 GMT

Rowing Your Boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:36:00 GMT

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:35:00 GMT

Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blon...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:31:00 GMT