People who do things over and over expecting different results; insanity interest me, but stupid people annoy me.
The creative genius behind internet "pop-ups" so I can kick their ass, give them a viral infection and make it so every time they go to take a pee an infomercial about urinary tract infections "pops" into their mind vivid as life
.:PISCES:. The Piece of assCaring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high ### appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Feel free to complete "the agreement" and get it back to me ASAPThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.3. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.4. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.5. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.6. All gifts accepted - money is always good.7. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.8. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.9. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.10. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.11. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.12. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.13. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.14. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."15. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye contact the better.16. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.Participating PartySignature____________________________ ___________ Date: ________________Participating PartySignature____________________________ __________Date: ________________