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I'm Kevin. I'm in love with my girlfriend.

Talk to me if you want but don't act all cute as if you are my friend. You're probably some dirty cunt I don't want to talk to. KEVKRUNK
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So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches video. Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies. She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blowjob from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped.

Attention

FIRST OF ALL

If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy biotch" "am I hot or what?" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO

To the people who have like 25,000 friends, Are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE

Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG, I'm so fat" ...because if you really thought you were, you wouldn't post them.

FOUR

Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE

Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people because you're not on their top 8. who really cares, stop crying!

SIX

Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

SEVEN

Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

EIGHT

And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A DUMBSHIT!