Sogoth I. Schitzbatz - ProfilesArchive

About Me

So, it's been a while since I redid my little profile here and thought I'd just frag it and reload. Away we go!

What's there to say about me? Well, first off, I can be a complete asshole. This is stated now for one simple reason. If you get to know me, eventually I'm going to do something that makes you say "you're such an asshole" and now I can say "I told you so."

Most of the time, though, I'm a nice guy. Like, an actually nice guy. I've got a lot of pomp and circumstance, as I like to call it, but that's all for show and giggles. The few people who take the time to look past it know, and will love me all the more for it. Those that don't weren't worth my time anyway, obviously.

I'm random, I probably love my friends above anything else, and if I give a shit about you, I'd take a bullet for you.

Seeing as I really can't think of how to describe myself (and you'll have to agree, the above isn't much of a description) you'll just have to meet me to know me. Although if you want to read about me fighting invisible ninjas, click here and read my bio (Paul).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The woman of my dreams.

Short of her, then cool people in general. If you're at least a little strange, you're probably my type of people. Then again, just about everybody is my type of people on a good day, so you never know. Basically just anyone with half a brain.

My Blog

White women are the devil!

So in addition to being Friday night, last night was also my friend Megs' birthday. Naturally there were excursions, in particular to Around the Corner over on the west end of Lakewood. Parking for ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Aug 2009 10:30:00 GMT

All I can really say is wow

The title of this blog is, obviously, a lie. If all I could say was wow, it'd be a short blog. However, that is not the case. I know that even typing just these sentences. But when 311 shows are c...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:17:00 GMT

Down with LensCrafters

Dear Sir or Madam:Just thought I'd let you know, the Westgate location never did contact me. Not that I really expected them to. However, both my email to you and your return one made excellent bl...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 09:37:00 GMT

So LensCrafters responded, sorta

Here's the response I got so far:Thank you for contacting LensCrafters. We are sorry to hear of your dissatisfaction with the product provided by our Westgate Mall location. The management team ha...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:26:00 GMT

Letter to LensCrafters

For those that don't know somehow, my glasses have been broken for quite some time. I finally got around to sending them an email about it, and think it's a rather smashingly written piece. As such,...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:00:00 GMT

Further Joys, oh yes, there's more

So I went and picked up my car today. The very polite mechanic askedanother guy to pull the car around, and then grabbed my bill. He layedit out and asked how I'd be paying. I told him credit, and ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:06:00 GMT

The Joys of Car Ownership

Today we had lunch with my mother and my grandparents as a belated birthday event. We went to Micheal's in Rocky River, which is a spot I enjoy somewhat, as they have a bitchin salad bar. The food w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:12:00 GMT

So I goteded a kitteh...

Much love to the Megs for making it happen.To tell the tale, and then she can correct any mistakes in the comments:Megs and her boy were ambling about in Lakewood last night, when from a part in the b...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:14:00 GMT

My least favorite rant

Can anyone guess what it is? I'll give you a second to think about it. (insert Jeopardy theme here) My car. Yup. Why is it my least favorite rant? Because it's one ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:59:00 GMT

Leave your name and I’ll...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.4. I'll tell you my first memory of you.5. ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 16:06:00 GMT