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About Me

MY LIFE SEEMS TO GO LIKE THIS.... THESE TWO HANDSOME THINGS PUT UP WITH ME EVERYDAY...THEY OWN MY SOULâ€¦.FIRST AND FOREMOST I AM A MOMMY!! RUNNING A CLOSE SECOND IN MY HEART IS MY MAKEUP COLLECTION...M.A.C. AND MAKE-UP FOREVER BITCHES!!!
MY NEW ADDICTION... ..I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS HOLLYWOOD BULLSHIT...

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My Interests

I LIKE SPANKINS'......a
General Things that Excite Me!!!---My husband, my son, red lipstick, high heels, pantyhose, bad 70's porn, makeup, boobies, mojitos, sam adams cherry wheat, hair, burlesque dancers, pin up models, smokey eyes,Dita Von Teese,old playboy mags,shopping, 80's music, olivia art work, daydreaming, sleeping in, drinking, thinking really profound thoughts while watching The Wiggles, just lovin' life, oh and a few drinks....
I ♥♥♥ JESSICA BIEL'S ASS..... HOW CAN YOU NOT?...... I LIKE GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND HAVIN A GOOD FUCKIN' TIME.....

HE'S CREEPY, CRAZY, COOL...AND DANCES HIS ASS OFF!!!

I'd like to meet:

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE....BESIDES MY HUSBAND :)...Lesley Slenning!!!! The hottest photographer with the hottest chicks, cars, and choppers!!!! You have to visit her site!!! You won't be disappointed!!! YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS SOUTHERN BELLE!!! DON'T LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU, SHE HAS NINJA SKILLS!!! HOT!HOT!HOT!

Music:

BJORK!!!BJORK!!!BJORK!!!!
LOVE MOST TYPES OF MUSIC, NOT REALLY COUNTRY....JOHNNY CASH IS MY ALL TIME FAVE...CAN'T GET ENOUGH BJORK....ANYTHING I CAN SHAKE MY ASS TOO...OH YEAH AND ANY MUSIC THAT MAKES ME DO THIS

Movies:

I WANNA BE MALLORY KNOX WHEN I GROW UP.....

Television:

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN' SHOW..EVER!!! .....

Books:

You May Be a Bit Histrionic...
Dramatic and over the top, you crave attention.
And you'll do anything it takes to get noticed.
You love to be seductive, even when it's inappropriate.
If you're ignored, you're easily hurt ... and act out even more! What Personality Disorder Are You?

Heroes:

MY GRANDFATHER----. HE KEPT ME IN LINE...OH YEAH I COULD HAVE BEEN WAY WORSE....THANKS GRAMPS... MY COUSIN WESTON....PLEASE THINK LONG AND HARD BEFORE YOU DRINK AND DRIVE...SOME ASS TOOK MY COUSINS LIFE WHEN HE WAS IN HIS PRIME JUST CAUSE HE MADE THE DECISION TO DRINK AND DRIVE...THINK ABOUT IT!!THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND, JOAQUIN PHONEIX( HEARD OF HIM?) IN THE MIDDLE, BUT ALAS TOO MANY DRUGS IN HIGHSCHOOL AND NOT SURE HOW TO WORK THIS STUPID THING, SO WELL YOU'RE STUCK LOOKIN' AT ME AND MY INFAMOUS TONGUE;)....

My Blog

THE BEST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME....

...HIS PENIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL, I WANT TO KNIT IT A HAT..... THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.... 1/18/07----------> ANOTHER GREAT LIL' SAYING, GREAT FOR THOSE ROAD RAGE MOMENTS: "GO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS".......
Posted by WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GUACAMOLE BOWLS????? on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 01:19:00 PST

WHY DOES THERE HAVE TO BE CAMEL TOE.....

WE ALL KNOW IT HAPPENS...SO LADIES CLAIM IT..DON'T BE EMBARRASSED......YOU JUST GOT ALOT OF MEAT IN THAT SANDWICH.........
Posted by WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GUACAMOLE BOWLS????? on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:34:00 PST

THANKS STUPID BITCH....

SO ALL OF A SUDDEN MY BODY TELLS ME I NEED A BEAN BURRITO....I THROW SOME VERY SHORT SHORTS ON, ATANK TOP, GRAB JAKE AND I'M OUT.........OKAY HERES WHERE MY LOVE OF BEAN BURRITOS GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.....
Posted by WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GUACAMOLE BOWLS????? on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST

Crappy crotch rockets

Okay so my next door neighbor has this piece of shit kawasaki bike. In fact most of my neighbors own various crap bikes. Every morning he starts this shit cycle up and lets it rev for god knows ...
Posted by WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT GUACAMOLE BOWLS????? on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:54:00 PST