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Sex, Fuck & Fluorescent lighting

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About Me

OK! so... my name is Colin (obvious i know but its important!) and if you guys are anything like me you like to walk around the house in ur moms clothes trying to seduce your dad...what just me? haha anywho, thats not true incase your wondering. i got it from blink-182...which! are my gods,my favorite song is "What's my age Again?" but i love all their songs, from "The Fallen Interlude" all the way back down to "I Wanna Fuck a Dog in the Ass" i believe that they are the greatest musicians on the planet (it just sucks they broke up) my only regret in life is that i havent seen them live. right! um...i'm always up for a laugh or for getting one, even though im usually the one being laughed at or getting hurt but meh...im usually quite loud so im hard to miss in a crowd or by myself for that fact! crap, its hard to talk about yourself, lets see...my favorite food is pogo, my favorite color is orange and my favorite number is 69 (yes, THATS why) you may have noticed im a bit of a pervert, but thats not my fault, a guys hypothalamus is bigger then a girls so HA! i am, without a doubt, one of the biggest simpsons fans ever. i kno every episode by heart and could fill this whole window with quotes from the show. passtimes! i play drums, and i must say that im not very good but i will be sum day! and duct tape, i make/cover everything with the stuff its classy AND cheap. I'm an awesome cook, in that not everything i make tastes like shoe,i even have my own show called: cooking with colin besides that...nothing really...well my fingers hurts and im out of things to say so: let us part with a love that will echo throughout the ages...there's something really wrong with my dick kids and i need your sympathy Create or get your
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My Interests

boobs, music, food... in that order

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!!! muahahaha!!! or you know...any one who wants to meet me

Music:

Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!followed closely by: Sum 41, MEST, NOFX, Green Day, Billy Talent, Taking Back Sunday, Silverstein, Andrew W.K. Rancid, Motion City Soundtrack, Boxcar Racer, The Matches, The Transplants, The Starting Line, Anti-Flag, Plus 44, Street Drum Corps, The Early November, Thrice, Atreyu, Coheed & Cambria, Linkin Park, Anberlin, Angels and Airwaves, The Offspring and New Found Glory... just to name a fewThe Vans Warped tour and Taste of Chaos tour are the best music...thingys ever!

Movies:

Any Jim Carey movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas and Bionicle

Television:

I am a huge Simpsons fan, but that doesnt stop me from liking Family Guy too, they're both great showsChilly Beach becuz it makes fun of americans and has the dumest jokes in the world!The 70s' Show cuz its hilarious

Heroes:

Travis Barker, Neil Peart, Homer J. Simpson and Jim Carey

My Blog

I stared death in the face

well actually it wasnt death, it was a skunk and i didnt see much of its face...mostly its ass as it ran away with its tail hung high. yes thats right it sprayed but it only got my left shoe, so its a...
Posted by Sex, Fuck & Fluorescent lighting on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:53:00 PST

The game

I went and saw the leafs play the habs last night. and although the leafs lost it in shoot outs it was still a really awesome game....
Posted by Sex, Fuck & Fluorescent lighting on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:32:00 PST

new +44 album!

The new +44 album is freaking incredible. I urge all to buy it.
Posted by Sex, Fuck & Fluorescent lighting on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 04:23:00 PST