charl-ehh™[TWLOHA]

I'd like to meet:

people like this:

let's quote it!

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brother: "do you know what i just did?"
me: "what did you do?"
brother: "i turned over too quickly in bed and hit my head on the wall. it woke me up..."
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me: "omg theres a crazy naked man across the road!!"
freya: "what!? where?!"
me: "there! look, he just bent right over. and i just saw his arse crack." *shudders*
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freya: "i had a dream...that i could roll fags really well..."
will: "not quite martin luther king though, really, is it?"
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me: "i miss the days of being perved on by the ENT..."
freya: "err man...she was a butters, looming, fat old woman though..."
me: "yeah but i was getting some action..."
freya: *hysterically* "DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!! plus...you'd have to be pretty desperate to consider having you scarf area touched up by *that*..."
me: *shrugs*
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me: *in woolworths* "Urgh man not vin diesel"
freya: "Na man he's hot"
me: "He has a really weird voice tho"
freya: *vin diesel voice* "Viiiiin Diiieeesel. I'm gonna take you bitches DOOOOOWWWN."
me: "HAHA you should have been the voiceover for Action Man adverts." *in voice* "ACTION MAN THE GREATEST HERO OF THEM ALL"
freya: "Viiiin Diiiiieseeellll!
*man at woolworths counter creases*
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us: *talking about the KKK as you do...*
speg " yeah the Klu Klux Flan formed the federation..."
us: "HAHAHA KLKU KLUX FLAN XD"
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me: *to freya* "yeah well you're a chindie"
freya: *to me* "yeah well you're a lemo"
rosie: *with the most confused look on her face ever* "a pot noodle?!"
*me and freya creeease for tiime*
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me:"yeah we could meet up with people again, like 'The Dutch' in barca..."
freya: "yeah man, it'd be fresh"
me: "cept this time....they'd all be dutch cos we'd be in amsterdam. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
freya: "you are so retarded."
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roxanne: "...bounce harder mummy..."
me: "are you aware of the implications of what you have just said...?" Dx
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roxanne: *creases for tiime* "looks at its bum...it moves at the same time as its head!!" *creases more*
me: "are you talking about that bird over there?!"
roxanne: ">.> yes xD"
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mr watson: "are you sharing sponges?!?"
that's the most legend quote ever. i swear.
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mpho: *vigorously combing his hair*
rosie: "are you masturbating your hair?!"
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freya: "i'll shoot you with my machete"
me: "you do realise a machete is a big sword..."
freya: "oh...are you sure?"
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*in aldi's*
lily: "man, thats cheap for parma ham..."
me: " lily, thats parmesan...as in the cheese... "
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*writing on each other's arm with glowstick*
emma: "why have you put 3 ears in 'BEER'?
me: "there are no ears in beer..."
emma: "well whatever yeah, you still spelt it wrong...i meant to say 3 'Es'..."
me "shit, i did as well. i told you i can't spell."
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becky *talking about my red socks, orange tshirt and green hair*
"you look like an upside down traffic light"
xD
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ellis: "can you clickle the buzzer please?"
us: "do what now?!"
ellis: "you know...press the bell..."
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brother: "do you know what tea would be like if you made it with cream instead of milk?"
me: "creamy."
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rosie: "are you dancing or shuffling?"
tan: "im scratching my arse."
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jo: "OMG i think there are people having sex in the toilet...or pretending to..."
us: "really?! ew. who?"
jo: "i dunno some blue shirts or something"
*me and tahima go to investigate and here giggling and some pretty dutty panting*
"lets tell miss belger"
*mr trewin comes along*
"sir we think you need to go to the 6th form toilets..."
trewin: "uh. why?"
"there's people having sex in there!"
"OH MY GOD ARE THERE BOYS THERE?!" *runs off*
*shrugs*
so trewin and belger run to the toilets...pace about
"YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GET OUT THAT CUBICLE OR IM CLIMBING OVER"
*counts*
belger: "right, mr trewin get the chair"
*girls dash out*
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"I cant hack cocktails they make me feel like a girl"
"Me too"
"I want a pint man"
"Every sip is making me feel like a right pussssssyyyyy"
-me and el
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me: "cab driver said he has a red P-reg car..."
freya: "what's a P-reg look like?"
me and rosie: "are you serious? P-reg is its number plate..."
freya: "oh i thought it was the make..."
me: *shakes head*
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freya: "i think i just peed on my leg..."
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brother:" if i had four arms and four legs, i'd keep them."
dad:" well i wouldnt keep you" LOL
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rosie: "who made it? did you get it from a caker?"
us: "what's a caker?"
rosie: "someone who makes cakes..."
us: "you mean a baker?"
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roxanne: "is that pine cones? is that what they're called?"
me: "yeah pine cones"
roxanne: "girls got skills..."
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the infamous bacon sandwich story aka the hot water machine aka the microwave story.