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Evan (I'm a Dead Man, I'm a Dead Man)

I don't remember when I stopped dreaming. All my imaginary friends are gone.

About Me

My statement of faith.I am a follower of Christ, not a Christian. The word Christian is no longer a word that means what it used to mean. Hypocrites and nonbelievers will call themselves Christians and it makes me sick to even describe myself with the same word they use.I worry every day about the direction our country is going in. In the not too distant future, our generation will be the ones that are in charge. With the way our generation is heading, dark times are ahead.WAKE ME UP FOR I'M STILL DREAMING. SHOOT ME DOWN FOR I'M STILL BREATHING. LAY MY FORMER SELF DOWN TO REST. MY LIFE NOW HAS NEW MEANING.
Name: James Evan Storms
Birthdate: November 9, 1990
Birthplace: Morgantown, West Virginia
Current Location: Fairmont, West Virginia
Eye Color: I honestly don't know
Hair Color: Uummmm.....?
Height: 5'11"
Weight: Not a low number
Piercings: Both my ears
Tatoos: nope
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yep. Kelly Dunigan, who I love very much.
Overused Phraze: I don't know
FAVORITES
Food: Meat.
Candy: Bottlecaps
Number: Bob
Color: I made up a color, but you're not allowed to know.
Animal: Penguin
Drink:
Alcohol Drink: I don't drink. It's disgusting.
Bagel: Yep. I like my bagels with cream cheese.
Letter: I made up a letter too.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Pancreas
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon flavored strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced Tea, please
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both. Kiss me while giving me a hug.
Dog or Cat: Dogs. Cats suck. They should all die.
Rap or Punk: Punk. Rap is a lame excuse for people who can't sing.
Summer or Winter: Winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both is fine.
Love or Money: Love. I would rather be poor and have Kelly's love.
YOUR...
Most Missed Memory: Flipping over a log pile with a bike.
Best phyiscal feature: I don't have one.
First Thought Waking Up: Crap. Not again.
Goal for this year: To not lose my only love.
Best Friends: Nathan, Tyler, Kelly, and Jesus.
Weakness: My crotch.
Fears: Spiders, heights, and losing Kelly.
Heritage: I am the epitome of the melting pot.
Longest relationship: I think a year...
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: I've drank a lot. Water, milk, pop, juice, etc...
Ever Smoked: Nope.
Pot: I have a few pots. I have some pans too.
Ever been Drunk: Nope.
Ever been beaten up: Nope.
Ever beaten someone up: Yep.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
Ever Skinny Dipped: No. I can't be naked.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes.
Been Dumped Lately:
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Brown. That's what Kelly's eyes are.
Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter.
Short or Long: Medium.
Height: Doesn't matter.
Style: Not important
Looks or Personality: Both would be nice
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No way
Muscular or Really Skinny: I don't know.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: A couple.
What country do you want to Visit: New Zealand
How do you want to Die: In a cool way. I don't want to die in my sleep. That's boring
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yep.
Get along with your Parents: Yeah.
Health Freak: No.
Do you think your Attractive: Not really.
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes.
Want to go to College: Yes.
Do you Smoke: Haven't I already answered this?
Do you Drink: This one too?
Shower Daily: Yeah. That would be bad if I didn't
Been in Love: I am right now, and I will be for a long time.
Do you Sing: I try.......but I can't.
Want to get Married: Yep.
Have your future kids names planned out: No.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: After marriage.
Hate anyone: Stan the milkman. He stole my biscuits.
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My Interests

Above all else, God. Then I love Kelly Dunigan, an amazing and terrific person. I enjoy playing lacrosse and video games. I play the saxophone, drums, and bass guitar and I really enjoy hanging out with my friends.

I'd like to meet:

The person who created pie, a person who can lick their elbow, a talking dead guy, a living wheel of cheese, and a frog.
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Music:

He is Legend, Blindside, Underoath, Showbread, Anberlin, Kids in the Way, Demon Hunter, Taking Back Sunday, Squad Five-0, Dead Poetic, Haste the Day, Skillet, Silverstein, Pillar, Calibretto 13, Five Iron Frenzy, Walking Out Blind, Twelve Gauge Valentine, August Burns Red, mewithoutYou, Letter Kills, Flyleaf, Norma Jean, Project 86, Disciple, Destroy the Runner, Lost Prophets, House of Heroes, Zao, Emery, All American Rejects, War of Ages, Sullivan, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Wedding

Movies:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Matrix Trilogy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Army of Darkness, Mafia, Goonies, Sandlot.

Television:

Lets go old school. M*A*S*H, Rocko's Modern Life, AHHH! Real Monsters,The Adventures of Pete and Pete. What happened to all the good shows? They died!!! They died!!!:(

Books:

Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Oath

Heroes:

Kelly Dunigan. She's my girl. She loves me for who I am no matter what. I screw up and she still loves me. She is absolutly amazing.

My Blog

Boredom

Row, Row, Row, Your Boat Gently Down The Stream!!!!!! O, I am so bored. HOLY CRAP! LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!! Oops, I thought i saw something. S-O, B-O-R-E-D! You are the weakest link, goodbye ...
Posted by Evan (I'm a Dead Man, I'm a Dead Man) on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 02:00:00 PST