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scalextric.

if there's nothing left, turn to genitals & drugs.

About Me

i'm adam / fazz

we play the most ridiculous games.
bit on simultaneous face rubbing.
bit on genital punching.
bit on shoving my fingers in her mouth then smelling them.
bit on the old favourite "pinch harley".

i love how she cooks for me.
how she gets out of bed or off the sofa during a good film just coz my tummy rumbles.
i love how she sky+'s my favourite programs so i can watch them after work.
how she doesnt mind when i talk jibberish in my sleep.

cum-shot

samara lianne harley
s.p.g

it really pecks my head in when people fail to be original.
get your own life.
there's no point in bumming other people,
stealing their humour,
wearing the same clothes as them
and listening to the same music.

it's just pathetic.

i'm the kind of person who wears a t-shirt that has his face on it.

My Interests

Music:

i'm a gimp and i bought a mac.

peng as.

Television:

..these three are kind of special..

..Samara Harley..

..shez always there..
..shez always a giggle..
..brain the size of a melon..
..a big melon..
..shez well special..
..unique you might say..
..time with her..
..is like none other..
..we kno how to party..
..shez my best..
..i well love her..
[♥]

..My Fuller..
..yeah fuckers..
..she means alot..
..she speaks french to me..
..she makes violence hot..
..shez a fit bastard..
me + her = (Y)
..she makes every occasion joyous..
..ily..
[♥]

..Brown..
..shez a special friend..
..shez genuine to the core..
..she knos more about me than ne other..
..she pulls stupid faces..
..she always knos what to say..
..she always sees the positive..
..shez a good'en tbh..
..ily..
[♥]

Heroes:

S.Ghauri
S.Harley
O.Yeo
S.Kirkham
B.Brown
E.Hampson
J.Coyle
M.Holmes
R.Fewtrell
M.Ward
D.Kapoor
P.Smythe
H.Ghent
J.Caroll
N.Lees
J.Lees
C.Nelson