All that which is stated above, including: Music, Dogs, Puppies, Bartending, Sleeping, Guitarplaying, Laughing so hard that lowfat milk squirts out your nose, Cheifin', Light Reading, Heavy Drinking (in moderation of course), TV, Underwater Horseback riding, Lunchables, Wine, Food, Jumping Jacks, Europe, Friendships, Illegal House Painting, and Commercials about erectile dysfunction.
Females, Women, Chicks, Broads, Ladies, Girls, Dames, Birds, Lady Friends, Lady Friends w/ Benefits (and not dental..."winkwink"), Honeys, Hotties, Hello Dollys, That circle w/ a cross symbol thingy, MILFS and/or GMILFS, Lovers, Lusters, Runaways, Models, Hand Models, Any of those Victoria Secret Girls, Strippers, Raiderettes, ex-Nuns, and the Construction Worker from the Village People (Please, if your out there, Mr. Construction Worker from the Village People, we should hang out)
Anything Acoustic Guitarish... Sad Songs, Rad Songs, Love Songs, Thong Songs, Depressing Songs, Undressing Songs, Christmas Songs, Birthday Songs, and Songs about the lovely state of Deleware.
3 words: Weekend at Bernies
Paid Programming
"The Idiot's guide to Guiding Idiots", auto-biographies, manual-biographies, the book of life, instruction manuals, "How-to Write a How-to Book", Fictional true stories, Cliford, and Cliff's notes... and of course, how can I forget......oops, I forget.
My heroes are Jungle & Fluff, Bernie Mac, Lylle Lovett, Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, the guy who played that one guy in that movie about that chick (part 2), John, Paul, George and the one who played the drums. JC. Whoever invented shadow puppets, and the producers of Saved by the Bell. you are all the wings beneath my wind.