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UZI 9MM

if you have to ask, you're one of the lucky ones

About Me

basically, im the type of guy who likes tonnes of different types of stuff/things!!! :-) whether its heading down to kits with the boys in my FRESH jeep yj, hitting the gym with my BROS, or, throwing on my cleanest gear (obviously including my CLEAR SHADES!!! snap!!!) and showing all the fly ladies what we're all about - we're talking the roxy, the au bar, or wherever my friends who work the industry can get me in!!!

My Interests

squats, bench press, high kicks, karate lessons, clear shades, frosted tips, jager bombs, low carb foods, sushi, you know, the west coast lifestyle!! lol

I'd like to meet:

people who think they can kick higher than me, so i can roundhouse kick them in the face; people who look like they could be in an early godard film

Music:

mostly nickelback, but i also like... actually, fuck it.... only nickelback

Movies:

Tough Times in Kniving Town

Television:

al jazeera anything, anytime.

Books:

war and peace (original title: "war, what is it good for?"), best selling self-help titles by tony robbins, and penthouse

Heroes:

david bowie's costume designer for "labyrinth," with special regards to the crotch area