My name is Jonah and I am 22 years old. On March 24, 2007 I married the most amazing, beautiful and perfect girl on Earth. Jenica and I were married on the beach in San Destin, Florida. My words, nor the pictures can express how beautiful she was. She completes me in every way and brings me an undeniable joy. She and I spend every minute of every day together (aside from work) doing various things. We often go to parks, the beach, hiking through the woods, and build bon-fires. We are pretty much always doing something active.
My life just seems to be getting better and better by the day. Whether it be work, play, or just relaxing, I live my life to the fullest with everything I do, which in turn rewards me in many ways.
My best friend in the world is Josiah. With only one day of notice for the wedding, he took off from work and drove all the way down here to be my best man. While he and I share different biological families, we are still brothers bound by the soul. He and I have shared many, many memories together. He lives nearly 4 hundred miles away from me, but the distance does not separate us a bit at all. We visit each other as often as possible. We have been best friends ever since the first time we met each other. That was like 10 years ago. I have a few people I consider to be a best friend, but he is my bestest best friend. Nothing will ever tear us apart. Nothing.
Next on the list is Michael. He and I have been best friends for over 2 years now. Mike is very much like Josiah. They have the same sense of humor, even. It's great. I would honestly have to say that Mike is my best friend down here. He has always been there for me when I needed him, no matter what the problem was. He is my buddy.
Next on my list is Courtney. She and I have been best friends for like 5 years. It all began when she moved in next door to me at my old house. We immediately became close friends, and shortly thereafter became best friends. During the first summer of her living next to me, we spent nearly every night together. We would stay up until well after the sunrise either playing Crazy Taxi, eating watermelon in the street, or driving around creating havoc throughout the city. Nearly every person she and I know have at one point or another said we should be together. Many find it hard to believe that she and I have never so much as looked at each other in that way. Especially given the fact that we have slept in the same bed countless times. Courtney and I share a friendship that is not too often common in opposite sexes. We are in no way attracted to one another. She and I are like brother and sister. I am very protective of her, as is she of me.
Next on the list in Anthony. He and I have known each other since we were about 8 years old. While we were kids we were very, very close friends, but drifted apart after I moved away for a few years. Shortly after I moved back to the area, though, we got back in contact and continued our friendship. However, after about a year Anthony decided to play the part of Hero and go off and join the U.S. Marine Corps. But finally, after 4 years in service and 2 tours to Iraq, he is back for good. While we do not get to see each other nearly as much as we should, I still consider him to be one of my best friends in the world. I know that he would be there for me in any time of need, and he knows that I am here for him as well.
Next comes Joey. Joey is a very hyper, fun-loving little Italian dude from Boston that loves to have a good time. Never once have I seen Joey down in the dumps over anything. I have seen him want to kick an ass or two a few times, but never have I seen him let something bother him. This is a dude who really loves to work hard, too. A few months ago he met a chick named Jamie and they have hit things off at an amazing rate. I predict them getting married soon. Unfortunately, Joey's Husky/Wolf was ran over by a truck. That is the only time I have ever seen Joey upset. I hope the guy who ran over Oden trips on a bear trap while walking his drunk ass out of the bar and lands his naked ass down on a lubed up flag pole and crows come and peck his balls off and Hardcopy gets it all on tape so one day the guy can see the look on his face as he gets home from divorce court because his wife left his ball-less sorry ass because he can't get it up anymore.
Enough said.
Well, I have become quite bored with updating this About Me section for now, and I doubt that anyone will ever actually read it, so I will end it here until I feel like getting around to finishing it.
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