Alrighty, then ... picture this if you will. 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51 Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thingy when a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit! Then the X-Files being, Looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips, and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa Did a slow-mo Matrix descent Outta the butt end of the banana vessel And hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip, and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."So light in his way, Like an apparition, [that] He had me crying out, "Fuck me It's gotta be the Deadhead Chemistry The blotter got [right] on top of me Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen. Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down This is so real Like the time Dave floated away See, my heart is pounding 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now! It was so real, Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sorta terrifying I don't wanna be all alone While I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why Y'all sound like Peanuts parents? Will I ever be coming down? This is so real Finally, it's my lucky day See, my heart is racing 'Cause this shit never happens to me I can't breathe right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I've just said! See the Dead ain't touring And this wasn't all in my head. See, they took me by the hand And invited me right in. Then they showed me something I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold [and] eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed. Hey ... Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the One Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending, To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen Shit the bed again ... Typical. Strapped down [to] my bed Feet cold and eyes red I'm out of my head Am I alive? Am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed * Gyroscopes and infrared Won't help, I'm brain dead Can't remember what they said God damn, shit the bed I can't remember what they said to me Can't remember what they said to make me out to be the hero Can't remember what they said Bob help me! Can't remember what they said [We] don't know, [and we] won't know (x12) God damn, shit the bed!hahahaha what the fuck is going on.... this is bullshit!!!
YOUR SUCH AN INSPIRATION TO THE WAYS THAT I WILL NEVER EVER CHOOSE TO BE
Tool, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Maynard James Keenan, Metallica, Primus, Godsmack, Dave Matthews Band, Shiny Toy Guns, N!N, Deftones, Disturbed, Rage Against The Machine, The Raconteurs, Rammstein, Vast, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, KoRn, Johnny Cash and all the Outlaws, Coldplay, Blue Man Group, Big Sugar, Three Days Grace, and a bunch more... ill put em down soon.
Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused. Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused.Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys, Where there's one you're bound to divide it. Right in two.Angels on the sideline, Baffled and confused. Father blessed them all with reason. And this is what they choose. And this is what they choose...Monkey killing monkey killing monkey Over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs, They forge a blade, And where there's one they're bound to divide it, Right in two. Right in two.Monkey killing monkey killing monkey. Over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs. They make a club. And beat their brother, down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery.Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability to live to light a heaven conscious of his fleeting time here.Cut it all right in two [x4]Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky Fight over life, over blood, over prayer, overhead and light Fight over love, over sun, over another, Fight...Angels on the sideline again. Been soon long with patience and reason. Angels on the sideline again Wondering when this tug of war will end.Cut it all right in twoCut it all right in two Cut it all right in twoRIGHT IN TWO!Right in two...
Fuzzy bunny sittin in the field. Fuzzy bunny, big round fuzzy ball. The flowers abloom, the sky a great big blue. Cozy warm grass, damp kool doo. The fuzzy bunny all soft and content... its a fine day for the fuzzy bunny's strole out through the flowers, in the great field of doo, big sky of blue. Mischief makers hide, in the shrub they hide... set the field ablaze, fire fills the sky. Burning bunny, charred in the field. Burning bunny, big round burning ball. The flowers gone, the sky still blue... and the bunny burns. Charred bunny in the flaming field.
As i ramble down the this bumpy road, this music is making me cant think. Im so involved with each and every stroke and i go to a place so dizzy i cant think, cause all these imaginations filling my heart [my head] flows slowly but it seems really fast... but the length is so long and i must venture deeper to see (why) hello Noone! How was your day? Do you... oh you dont want me here? I guess ill just give up my dreams and crumple them up and throw them up after i choke on my own self stupidity! So stupid i was to listen to your [propaganda] ramba damba, such a great day to be someone, such a great day to care? I must go find a way to make me me again, then again, this music is... so pretty girl, whats your name? Can you tell me how to get to that banana shaped vessel, and then i saw a (god dam) light in my eyes... it flickard so gently and we danced and pranced around and around again and again. I remember december, can never try that again and again. I say, watcha watcha fuckin' want? go away, i dont, what is that... you there with your face pulling down, say your name gently on the wind that blows so transverse... the lyrics side splitting my body... too much too much too much too handle in my own sense of humor. This song here it was nice to run into you in this park here, so green like that apple! Like that apple that sits like a cat, like a cat atop a roof in the middle of an abandonded corn field... you cant tell me what to do kat! You cant tell me what to do smelly kat like an ocean with no water in it but a liquidy substance such as vinigar and oil... and maybe, just maybe ill have a number 4 with [Chig Chompa] on it********ba da ba da da boo boo wanna wanna go to the magical concert this number is very wrong to be a jew in germany... that is if (*Hitler*) found a mustache more suitable for church like that fish in that show me the gold wyatt, and lets go to that tombstone! Maybe it holds the secret goblet which hobbit set afire long ago. I saw my sock, but its long gone, gone long ways, ways to far, far for me, me to see it, it in the shadows and around and around again spinning like jupiter {or was it Saturn?} in space like no... until earth and castle comes crumbling down, stumbling down, mumbling down, and i cant speak and your crown? Its gone, you point your finger but no ones, no ones around who to blame? _________-------- What would i have if i had nothing, would i have something? I hope you never go, i dont want you to leave and go away, and leave me alone, all alone by myself with nothing! Nothing because you are all i have... you are (my life) would be nothing without you! I cant think how i would live, and i dont want to ever have to... you are everything ive wanted, everything ive needed and [i am yours] your so beautiful and your personality makes you everything i want and wherever you are is where i want to be!
DANNY CAREY - ToolCARTER BEAUFORD - Dave Matthews BandLES CLAYPOOL - PrimusTRENT REZNOR - Nine Inch NailsVAST