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Jesse

About Me

I am a comedian, a father, a husband, and a student of the absurd. I continue to be surprised and shocked by the things that occur in life. Not everything is funny but there is humour in every experience.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Spike Lee, Will Durst, James Mtume, Maury, Rush Limbaugh, Dr. Dre, Iceberg Slim.

My Blog

Random Thoughts--Again

What do you get if you take Angelina Jolie, subtract her money, Brad Pitt, and her socially conscious work for human rights?  Nadya Suleman.Film critics have raved about a movie detailing the story of...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:11:00 GMT

Random Thoughts.....

As I sit watching a history of the thermometer on PBS I have liberated enough of my brain to actually contemplate the racing thoughts I normally have to completely disregard.  So now we can all s...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:27:00 GMT

Yep...Back Again

This won't be a very long blog but I want the three people who actually read my blog to know that (once again) very soon I will begin posting my little twisted view on life.  To answer the questi...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 18:47:00 GMT

Democratic Doomsday

Hello fellow searchers of wisdom.  Take it from me....writing a screenplay sucks canal water.  Not that it’s a good excuse for not posting anything in forever....just wanted you to kno...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:00:00 GMT

New Years Resolutions...

Hello searchers of wisdom....here are some resolutions I wish I had made (not really)To work on my non verbal communication--Senator Larry CraigTo be more careful about what I have injected into my as...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:09:00 GMT

Random Thoughts...Chapter Two

A California jury would have acquitted Eve, convicted Adam, and given the serpent immunity.If there is any truth to karma and evolution....one day in the future pit bulls will train professional footb...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 00:57:00 GMT

Dear President Whoever.....

An Open Letter To Anyone Who Is Running For President:Let me first say on behalf of the voting members of the American population, thank you for wanting to take on the hardest job in the country. ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:09:00 GMT

Happy Second Birthday.....

On this day in 1986 my life started over.  Rather than waste anyone's precious time by yammering on about why this day is so important to me I would much rather yammer about my thoughts and disco...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:19:00 GMT

My Christmas Hopes and Wishes....

This should not be seen as a complete or all inclusive list:I hope that all of my friends will successfully complete rehab.I hope that all of my friends who need rehab will figure out that I am talkin...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Random Thoughts....

The British teacher who was sentenced to public flogging for allowing her students to suggest naming a stuffed bear Mohammed was deported back to England for her own safety.  I am so glad the peo...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:52:00 GMT