Well to describe my personality in recipee form you take your basic beta male to form the base. Then add to that the following ingredients:- three parts trickster-
- one part geek-
- one part pyromaniac-
- one part pervert-
- one two parts husband-
- one part construction worker-
- one part beach bum-
- two parts book worm-
- one part gypsy-
- two parts raving loon-
- one part ninja-
- two parts ass hole-
- four parts child-Mix the above ingrediants slowely over a low heat for 30 years. Season the mix with gasoline, exhaust fumes, panic, scotch, delusion, boredom, joy, anxiety, depression, interest, insecurity, contentment, lust, and midget porn! Then try and put up with having the results around... Fortunately my wife not only does that but seems to like the results (most o the time) which probably qualifies her for some kind of saintdom.
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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