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Dangerous Internet Predator®

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About Me



Self-Effacing.
Perforated.
Scratch -n- Sniff.
New Fresh Taste.
Same Great Scent.
Wrinkle Resistant.
Simulated Wood-Grain Finish.
Batteries Not Included.
Some Assembly Required.

If it be now,'tis not to come;
if it be not to come, it will be now;
if it be not now, yet it will come
-the readiness is all.
-Hamlet, V, ii

"I wanna be the toy in your cereal box...
I wanna be Carter at your peace talks."
-Glen Phillips

"I wanna be your Easter Bunny...
I wanna be your Christmas tree."
-R.E.M.

My Interests


AIM IM DonaldMcClure
Web www.facebook.com (Donald McClure)
Signs

I'd like to meet:


I love my willy.

"quis custodiet ipsos custodes"
"Who watches the Watchmen?"

Music:

REM, Glen Phillips, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Mutual Admiration Society, Dave Matthews, Counting Crows, Death Cab For Cutie, Amos Lee, Iron and Wine, Live, Elvis Costello, Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, Peter Murphy, Bauhaus, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Incubus, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Rage Against the Machine, A Perfect Circle, Matthew Sweet, The Rainmakers, U2, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, The Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, The Cure, The Specials, The English Beat, The Jam, Weezer, Radiohead

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men (Anything Coen Brothers), Raging Bull, Waiting for Guffman, The Empire Strikes Back (Anything Star Wars), LOTR, Alien, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Shaun of the Dead, (ZOMBIES!), Hot Fuzz!, 300, Pan's Labyrinth, Donnie Darko, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
TV BBC News, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Robot Chicken, America's Funniest Home Videos

Books:

True and False, The Watchmen, V For Vendetta, The Stand, Watership Down, It Crawled From The South, America The Book
Writers Shakespeare, Arthur Miller, David Mamet, Vonnegut, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Jack Handy

Heroes:



Teams

Pet

My Blog

Its funny cause its true.

HotChicksWithDouchebags.comThere really is no punchline to be found.
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 08:48:00 PST

The Junkys Christmas

My Christmas tradition. Enjoy.The Junky's Christmas - William S. Burroughs(Now if only I could find an original cut of "Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas" - 1977)...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:46:00 PST

Pandoras Box - Part 2

INTER-CRANIAL MEMOFrom: D McClureTo: D McClureRE: Pandora's BoxRecently it has come to my attention that when given an opportunity, you continue to open the box. I believe your Father read the story o...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:26:00 PST

Things about you (Im being forced into this)

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a ...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:41:00 PST

Cologne or Perfume? (Not safe for work - or the kiddies)

A female friend sent me a link to this website recently. And for some reason (possibly the abundance of boobs) I'm fascinated... and a little confused. Is this a perfume or a cologne? Is it real or sy...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:16:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

/sarcasm off
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

Bats in the Belfry

To those that have written me, disturbed by my new profile-background-layout-creation...Relax. It's just my little homage to "Flowers in the Attic" by James Byron Nelson. Yes, I recognize the danger o...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:39:00 PST

Word to the Wise

Never come home really drunk and decide to fuck with your myspace layout. I implore you to step away from the keyboard. There's nothing like changing HTML and then forgetting what it was you changed....
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:26:00 PST

Two Wolves

An aging Grandfather was spending the day with his grandchildren and teaching them about life. When one of the children came running up to him, angry at another who had just done him an injustice, the...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:11:00 PST

Open Letter

To the person (or persons) who have felt it necessary to hijack my Myspace and email inboxes for the past month and a half.To the dumb-ass who has spent the past week trying to get me to download some...
Posted by Dangerous Internet Predator® on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:25:00 PST