Matt and his Many Toes - ProfilesArchive

About Me

im forgetful sarcastic and blonde, but i forgive and love everyone... even if im too lazy to show it, i like even numbers iwth sharp edges, i play a mean tenor sax... if u want to hear more(or need a sax player...) and dont mind being endlessly teased, my im is saxaphoneofchaos.I want the destruction of Earth to be memorable â€“ the apocalyptic equivalent of Led Zeppelin opening for Jimi Hendrix, at the unveiling of a three-mile-tall, solid-gold statue of Chuck Norris on the top of Mount Everest.And the audience should be 100,000 fighting ninjas.
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My Interests

life (real or otherwise) games (warhammer is at the top) people, playin saxaphone, listening to classical music, fighting with my bros, making fun of friends, making fun of teachers, making fun of animals, making fun of... everything? world of warcraft (if i disappear for a while, it means im lost in azeroth, please come save me before it becomes permanent), oh, and girls, i like those alot

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

anything good

Movies:

princess bride, inframan, blues brothers, kill bill, lots of others which i cant remember right now; lets just say everything omg, army of darkness isnt on the list!!! omfg!! Gaah! i forgot star wars too, and indiana jones, and oh so many movies which come to me late... running man is awesome (i want the home game :P) i am the 1 person in 100,000 that liked waterworld, and the postman...

Television:

the news, discovery channel, cartoons? most tv sucks anyway, but house is a good show

Books:

all of them

Heroes:

And shepherds we shall be For thee my lord, for thee Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands So we shall flow a river forth to thee And teeming with souls shall it ever beesteve irwin rest in peace In nomeni Patri et Fili, Spiritus Sancti.

My Blog

a haiku

found this on the internet... i find it very movingBRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINSBRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINSI AM A ZOMBIE
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

what is this?

I find myself slowly sinking into the depths... of MADNESS!
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:12:00 PST

T.T instant noodles

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070106/ap_on_bi_ge/obit_ando
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

cheese?

man, theres this bag... from the cheesecake factory... its sitting on my dresser and taunting me with its lack of cheesecake... fweh
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

heh, blog

marriedtothesea.com
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

you cannot leave the subject line blank

WOMAN! when I behold thee flippant, vain, Inconstant, childish, proud, and full of fancies; Without that modest softening that enhances The downcast eye, repentant of the pain That its mild light crea...
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:20:00 PST

no sleep

lately, iv been staying up later than usual... probabnly due to the computer. Unfortunately, i dont have anything to do in that extra time online... does anyone know of anything cra...
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:27:00 PST

forums

wow, who would have thought forum trolling could be so fun... its more amusing than msypace quizzes!!!
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:04:00 PST

windy days and falling stars

well, i was driving home on highway four tonight, with strong crosswinds buffeting my truck back and forth when i saw a shooting star... im taking that as a good sign, and hopefully the rest of the su...
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:55:00 PST

bo bo bo bobo-bobo

is he wearing a new aftershave?
Posted by Matt and his Many Toes on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST