Strawberry Gashes.

"Welcome to New York City's Upper East Side,where my friends and I live and go to school and play and sleep-sometimes with each other. We all live in huge apartments with our own bedrooms and bathrooms and phono lines. We have unlimited access to money and booze and drugs and whatever else we want,and our parents are rarely home,so we have tons of privacy. We're smart,we've inherites classic good looks,we wear fantastic clothes,and we know how to party. Our shit still stinks,but you can't smell it because the bathroom is sprayed hourly by the maid with a refreshing scent made exclusively for us by French perfumers. "