ok first of all so you don't think i'm a weirdo my real name is FIFI but don't call me that, just call me kitty charlotte anne. i am 2 years old and really fluffy i am a bitch and i probably hate you the only person i love is jamie lee. some gay family found me in their backyard and wrapped me up in a towel and brought me to PETCO and they was gunna give me to petco (gee thanks) but jamie was there buying food for her pet mice and she was like NO I WILL KEEP HER and for a while me and jaim lived with her crazy grandma on long island but then we had to move :( and we took a really long car ride to florida and i wasn't even scared i slept on jamie's lap the whole time. jamie is my best friend because she always plays with me and when i was a baby she fed me with a lil bottle cause i was too lil to eat real food. i tell jamie all my secrets and i feel bad cause i make her sneeze. me and jamie are best bitches for life i will scratch anyone's eyeballs out for that girl. jamie loves me so much. i hate cat food out of a can. that shit is gross. i prefer dry food because it's less fattening and yummy and crunchy. i only drink bottled water. ok sometimes when i am like mad thirsty i wait by the kitchen sink and jamie turns it on a little and i drink outta there. but NEVER out of the toilet that is nasty. i hate dogs they are really annoying. when i was a kitten i was friends with jamie's grandma's chihuahua but as i got older i was like get the hell away from me you dumb pooch. i like jamie's other cat, she's chill. she's a hoe though, she's been pregnant 3 times. i've never gotten laid :( but i had an operation where i can't get pregnant so hot cats hit me up we don't need to use a condom. unless you're dirty... hmm what else.. i shed a lot, it kinda sucks. but my fur is mad pretty i'm tellin ya. jamie has a furby i'm really good friends with. sometimes i sit in front of it for hours and just listen to it talk. then sometimes i smack it cause i hate his voice. i am an INDOOR cat because i am a princess and i never want to get fleas or get dirty. not gunna lie though i love sitting on the window and staring outside and smacking any gross bug that lands on the screen. i like laying outside in the screened in area by the pool but yo i can't even tell you how many times i've fell in the pool. it sucks cause then my fur starts to get all curly!!! :-[ ok enough embarassing stories. i'm the chillest cat ever and i'm jamie's best friend. bye!
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