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About Me

You proberly don't know who am unless you don't but even if you do you might not you might just think you do or do you? Firstly im a asshole. But a lovable one.. So if i do something horrible to you or embarress you infront of a big crowd of people then don't take it personally because thats just me being me...
Secondly If i don't like you then your know it, but generlly i like most people. Its just a certain type of people that i don't like.. People like Glen.
Thirdly i like to think im a happy upbeat person and i am pretty eccentric. It doesn't take much to keep me entertained all i need is a dead animal and a bit of string and i'll have the time of my life.
Forthly im taken to the most awesome person ever. And i love her with all my heart! I really couldn't live without her. I love you Yuuki!
5thly despite how part 4 must of sounded im not a emo or scene or what have you. Im never depressed and i HATE emo music.. I just like drainpipes and im in love.. I don't get offended if i get called a emo i just think whoever called me it is a prick.
And finally if you want to know more about me then just ask and you can keep up with my crazy adventures on www.skatty-tom.com.
Cheerio!
Ohh i have a pet frog called croaky who decomposes in my room ;)
Mr. Neutral! :D

My Interests

Yuuki! Being a asshole, Skatty-Tom.com! Pocky! Making people think 'what the fuck is that guy doing :S' Making wierd noises and faces, Being a sketchy shit, Coffee, Noodles but only with chop sticks, Pissing on JOCK!, My Nintendo Wii (Playstations and Xboxs are for faggots), Owning 2 guitars but not being able to play them, Weird Shit, Midgets, Inuits, Anime, Bizarre, Crackpot theories, Going to a empty cinema, Freebies from the internet, Putting boderly fluids on my friends, Times when a friend really needs me and i just give them the worst advice i can think of, Having a friend listen to my crap advice, Beat boxing, Getting Glen to make the worst music possible and then labeling it 'experimental'

I'd like to meet:

Yuuki, Every milisecond of every second of every minit of every day of every month of year of every.. i could be here a while hehe:D

Music:

Punk
Break Beat,
Drill 'n Bass
J Rock
Trip Hop
New Wave
Electro and anything obscure no matter how repetitive it is.

Movies:

Fear And Loathing In Las Vagas,
Diary of the Dead and all the 'Dead' films except Land of the Dead
Pulp Fiction and all of Tarrentenos' films but i didn't like Jackie Brown that much..
Pretty much any Studio Ghibli film except Tales of Earthsea.. That was terrible. Trainspotting,
SLC Punk!,
Battle Royal...

Television:

Peep Show,
The Tom Green Show,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Jackass,
Bleach,
Chobits,
Excel Saga,
South Park,
Family Guy,
The Mighty Boosh (Season 1 and 2),

Books:

The Dark Tower - Stephen King
Fear and Loathing in Las Vagas - Hunter S. Thompson
Scar Tissue - Anthony Kiedis,
Hollywood Causes Cancer - Tom Green,
The Heroin Diaries - Nikki Sixx,
The Long Road Out Of Hell - Marilyn Manson,

Heroes:

YUUKI!:D
Lol she's my heroin..
I'm incredibly addicted to her..

My Blog

People who look like me.. lol

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Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:28:00 PST

Skatty Toms Fucked Up Explotation Flick

Ok.. I'm working on a film:DIm not gonna say much about it but its gonna be mental..It's based on 70's exploitation films.. Its about these 2 hit men and the apocolipse lolthats all im gonna say im go...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:46:00 PST

Why Do I Always Have To Save The Day!?/Fuck Video Games!!!

So on the new Zelda game, iv'e just spent ages in a dungeon, killed the boss and then spent ages killing all these goddamn bugs.. iv'e done that and O JOY! now ive got to go through another fucking du...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 03:03:00 PST

The Very Basic Workings Of A Comic..

The basic idea is about a group of stoners who live in a flat together but a nerdy inventor moves in with them, the stoners steal his inventions for there own personal gain. The inventions give them s...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 09:12:00 PST

A Story Im Working On.

I am stood in a dark room with a light flickering like something out of a bad b-movie. The walls are bleeding the word 'murder'. There's a gritty tube overflowing with a dense blackness. The floors ar...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

Another Acid Dream...

I know another acid story, it must seem like im obsessed but well... the most interesting things happen to me while under the influence of the drug. Its starting to take a hold of me, As some of you m...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 08:45:00 PST

Withdrawl

I've recently moved down to Cornwall, as a result ive been clean for nearly a month now. It still hasn't stopped me tripping out. The other day i was walking my dog through the park and i looked on th...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:46:00 PST

Tom's Last Stand

I got into Abingdon yesturday. I got given 20 quid for no aparent reason... i found Team Oxbow and we went to Unwins and got some Strongbow. Little did i know that Jock had 2 bottles of Fr...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:11:00 PST

The Adventures Of Tom

I was walking home from Abingdon and i was going through Culham and i was in this field. I went to take a piss when i discoverd this cut on the end of my penis. It looked like i had 2 eyes, so i went ...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:43:00 PST

I Really Shouldn't Drink...

Everytime i drink i lose all my morels, well i don't have many to begin with... A few weeks ago me, Jock and Piss 'Ed where doing The Frosty Circle and i got quite drunk. It wasnt 'KillMeGodKillMeKnow...
Posted by www.Skatty-Tom.com on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:39:00 PST