The Invisible man, Rolf Harris, Jack Bauer, Stuart Pearce, Nelson Mandela, The Hoff, Stephen Fry.....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Martin
Birthday: 01/02/1980
Birthplace: Guildford
Current Location: Ash Vale
Eye Color: Blue / Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, yet oddly Left for writing.
Your Heritage: I think my great great great grandfather founded Tate and Lyle. Then squandered it all.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Leather Black ones, then a tennis pair.
Your Weakness: Spelin wurds
Your Fears: Failure, Heights & the Bogey Man
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiien
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Massive pay rise
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Really? You've got a webcam? And a friend?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the f*ck am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: Backside
Your Bedtime: Always an hour after it should be
Your Most Missed Memory: Awe
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - unless Diet Coke was mixed with Vodka.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both sound utterly awful.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - and lots of it
Do you Smoke: Nope and never will
Do you Swear: Only at work, on a tennis court, while driving and in front of old people to shock them.
Do you Sing: badly, at work, while driving, in front of old people to shock them but never on a tennis court.
Do you Shower Daily: Yep
Have you Been in Love: Couple of times. Always ends in boredom.
Do you want to go to College: I'm not sure they'd let me back in.
Do you want to get Married: One day.
Do you belive in yourself: No I believe in Father Christmas
Do you get Motion Sickness: Done too many rollarcoasters to think I do.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes, depends on lager intake at the time.
Are you a Health Freak: Sometimes, depends on potential for lager intake.
Do you get along with your Parents: They love me and want me to move out.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, but not flying through them.
Do you play an Instrument: The Norwegian Nose Flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you taking the piss?
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Paracetemol and some Ibruprofen
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I thought that said Male for a moment....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Don't be daft.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, did in Japan a few years back. That was enough.
In the past month have you been on Stage: The worlds a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, that was a long time ago.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah, only once in Fiji.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A pen from my mate Matt.
Ever been Drunk: I can't remember, I the standby light on my TV was moving too fast when I switched the lights off.b
Ever been called a Tease: Yes - I hope he was kidding.
Ever been Beaten up: In Reading a couple of years back.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: Are you starting?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Peter Pan
What country would you most like to Visit: Vatican City and take up residency.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long?
Height: Not taller than me.
Weight: Not heavier than me.
Best Clothing Style: Stylish but not tarty or over make up'ed.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Me? Minimal. A Girl? None preferably.
Number of CDs I own: Me? 150+ A Girl? Don't care.
Number of Piercings: Me? None. A Girl? Nothing too 'exotic.'
Number of Tattoos: Me? None. A Girl? None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. Life is not a rehearsal.
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