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Chris

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I can't say I like filling these things out but I guess I should start by addressing some frequently asked questions hahaa...
I...
+ Don't care that your emo band is playing the Roxy this friday night, chances are I would rather be bludgeoned to death with a dull object than attend, I apologize in advance. Please, save me the bother of having to go through and delete your event invite.
+ Do not care to join the "Lyke OMIGOSH I
+ Am not interested in hooking up with you. I don't care that you are straight but curious and blah, blah, blah- whatever your story is. (If this sounds like you, please drop what you're doing and call UNICEF. Maybe they'll be more receptive to your sad, sad story..? //end sarcasm//)

Oook, with that out of the way... I'm Chris; I'm a pretty nice guy, I think. I'm into all your normal crap- Music, Movies, The Beach, Shopping, and what have you. I work full-time; selling designer glasses to snotty old rich ladies whose ability to move their eyebrows, for the most part, have become faded memories. When I'm NOT at work I'm usually producing/writing music, or just chillin with friends. Anywho, if you want to know more hit me up. :)
Oh, and don't forget: People are like slinkies- not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! :)

My Blog

GIZMO!

ok so i got a chihuhua puppy tonight. soooooooo adorable.i named him gizmo. :)i'm definatly going to spoil it rotten! excuse the crappy pics, i took them on my sidekick and lighting is a nightmare w/ ...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

gwen

gwen just died. how sad. :(
Posted by Chris on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:52:00 PST

JULES' BDAY

happy bday love! ♥ today is going to be funn, we're going to the beach right now... then a movie i think? then maybe out clubbin. woohoooo, maybe i'll get some color today. lmao  ...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:08:00 PST

yoshi!

so today, i accidently showed up at work 2 hours early... i decided to go shopping in the wake of this terrible tragedy, which resulted in me randomly buying a hermit crab at one of the litt...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST

I know

I know, you love the song but not the singerI know, you've got me wrapped around your fingerI know, you want the sin without the sinnerI know, I know...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

Boyfriend Application

haha... so cheesy/funny but my curiosity has the best of me. please don't bother fillin it out if you're far away! there's gotta be SOMEONE out there that isn't flakey! ;)   BASICS:Name:Age:...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

Love, Angel, Music, ...Beta?

My new beta, Gwen, is definatly cuter than yours...  
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:22:00 PST

Apparently I'll be in the seventh layer of hell..

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 - Limbo (Vir...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:54:00 PST

haha, this shit is hilarious..

haahaha... I stole this off the depeche mode forum. Dear President Bush: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:51:00 PST