Jordan

Basics:
Name: Jordan P. Rymer
Date of Birth: 10-14-86
Birthplace: Springfield, OR
Current Location: Kuwait
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1''
Heritage: Mostly german and some other shit
Piercings: Hell no
Tattoos: One on each upper arm
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Offspring
Song: "The Kids Aren't Alright"
Movie: Tombstone
Disney Movie: I dunno... Haven't watched one in a while
TV show: Smallville
Color: Blue
Food: Mom's stir fry or Tonya's lasagna
Pizza topping: Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives
Ice-Cream Flavor: COOKIE DOE!
Drink (alcoholic): Coors Light
Soda: Coke
Store: Ebay...
Clothing Brand: Carhart
Shoe Brand: DC
Season: Winter
Month: Any month during hunting season
Holiday/Festival: Fourth of July
Flower: Uhhh... dunno
Make-Up Item: I'm a dude... dude
Board game: Monopoly
This or That
Sunny or rainy: At this point RAINY!!!
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruite
Night or day: night
Sour or sweet: sweet
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: person
Looks or personality: personality
Coffee or tea: coffee
Hot or cold: cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Get my bills payed off and get my job in Greely
Most missed memory: Anything that has to do with my friends back home
Best physical feature: These ears duh!
First thought waking up: Fuck this place!
Hypothetical personality disorder: huh?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: What would a bod like me need that shit for?
Sesame street alter ego: Uh... They all seem so gay to me...
Fairytale alter ego: Prince Charming yo
Most stupid remark: "I want to lower my truck"
Worst crime: haha... I guess speeding
Greatest ambition: To fly float planes of the Alaska State Troopers
Greatest fear: To never get out of this stupid country
Darkest secret: haha... not something I usually share with everyone
Favorite subject: English
Strangest received gift: A dead squirl on my 18th birthday
Worst habit: Smoking
Do You:
Smoke: yep
Drink: when I get home
Curse: fuck yeah
Shower daily: absolutely
Like thunderstorms: yeah
Dance in the rain: not usually
Sing: when I'm alone
Play an instrument: a little piano
Get along with your parents: they are absolutely the best on earth
Wish on stars: negative
Believe in fate: I dunno...
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: fuck yeah, I'm the best
Sew: I can sew a button
Cook: Not so much
Speak another language: Negative
Dance: Very poorly
Sing: Maybe if I'm alone
Touch your nose with your tongue: Not since I was a kid
Whistle: I can, but I don't really
Curl your tongue: I don't think so
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Oh yeah
Been Stoned/High: When I was younger. Not since
Eaten Sushi: Tried it but I hate it
Been in Love: Oh yeah
Skipped school: Once or twice
Made prank calls: Not since I was really young
Sent someone a love letter: Oh yeah
Stolen something: Nope
Cried yourself to sleep: Negative
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? I guess if they are to into themselves
Are you right or left handed? Righty
What is your bedtime? Shit as soon as I am done with a god damn shift!
Name three things you can't live without: Cigarettes
What is the color of your room? White walls
Do you have any siblings? 4 of the little snots... No I'm kiddin
Do you have any pets? None of my own
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Shit yeah! I'm huntin Osama as we speak
What is you middle name? Patrick
What are you nicknames? Wingnut, Ryme-dawg, dumbo... I dunno
Are you for or against gay marriage? Absolutely
What are your thoughts ..ion? I think it is up to the TWO people having the kid
Do you have a crush on anyone? Oh yeah
Are you afraid of the dark? Negative
How do you want to die? Hopefully really old damnit
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Not to into popsicles
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Sure why not...
What is the last law you’ve broken? Driving over the speed limit
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: RED, or whatever
Eye color: BLUE, or whatever
Height Your good as long as your not taller than me
Weight I dunno not huge, but I'm not real shallow
Most important physical feature: Uh, I don't mind a nice ass
Biggest turn-off A girl that aren't as into me as I'm into them
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