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I'd like to meet:

Well, I like long walks in the park; teddy bears; romantic candle lit dinners; cuddling; potato salad...err, wait, wrong website. I'd like to meet all sorts of people in all honesty. Preferably those with a good sense of humor and those who appreciate the wonders of sarcasm as much as I do! So if this describes you.. add me as a friend. Also, if you are from Shawnee or Meeker, Ok, feel free to add me; I'm always up for a new friend 'round town, but bear in mind, i do charge a "slight" fee for my friendship, but I have a workable price bracket.. i'm sure we can fit you in! so send me a message.
The Official Myspace Survey

Name: Ryan
Birthday: Once a year, whether I need it or not.
Birthplace: Mission Viejo, CA
Current Location: In a state of confusion
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Hair Color: Dark blonde
Height: 1803.6mm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes...
Your Heritage: I am English/Scottish/German/French -ish. An "All-American Mutt" so to speak
The Shoes You Wore Today: 5" heel, purple suede, knee-high boots, with sparkly pink sequin highlights.
Your Weakness: ...weakness?
Your Fears: cheese, angry mobs, cushy pillows, puppies, cackling women, Tobasco enemas
Your Perfect Pizza: my perfect pizza is unmakeable. and to even mention what it would contain would cause your head to explode. So, in your interest, I will remain silent on this one.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start a new line of clothing for men. Eat my own weight in biscuit dough.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Yeah, I'm pretty amazing"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who needs to make breakfast when you have as many eye boogars as I do!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm.. this one is tough, i'm gonna have to go with my hairy feet.
Your Bedtime: Well, i'm pretty much worthless if i Don't get 14hrs of sleep a night. So 7pm at night..every night.. no if's..and's.. or but's...
Your Most Missed Memory: The few memories I had with my cousin who died when I was 10. I wish I had known him better.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, definitely
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds.. I know they are cheap..and crappy..but it's hard to beat a good Big Mac every now and then.
Single or Group Dates: I prefer to be the Single guy on a group date. I just love being the fifth wheel!! haha
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Does it matter? they are both just "water soaked in crumpled leaves."
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmmm..they both have their merits... so I'll go with.. yes.
Cappuccino or Coffee: I'll only drink coffee if it's mixed with ice, sugar, and flavors, and then the price quadrupled and sold to me in a cup that says "Starbucks" on it.
Do you Smoke: Are you kidding?? I punch people in the face for even refering to smoking. Who wrote this survey!! I'll find you I swear!!!
Do you Swear: no, but I promise.... does that count?
Do you Sing: If you want to call it that.. then i guess I "sing" in a way.
Do you Shower Daily: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. what an obvious question... no
Have you Been in Love: I sure hope so. if not, i have a serious problem!
Do you want to go to College: *yawn*, been there, done that..
Do you want to get Married: Well, other than the obvious obstacle that I already AM married.. hmmm... no.. never again...ever... never ever... never..
Do you believe in yourself: yes... i mean no... well.. i think so?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, thank GOD.
Do you think you are Attractive: Hmmmm.. if i dropped 40 lbs, yes. as I am now.. All I'm workin' with is my dazzling personality.
Are you a Health Freak: Refer to the last question and answer it yourself.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part...yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Heavens yes! I love watching the thunder and listening to the lightning.
Do you play an Instrument: Yep, a couple. I play the bass guitar, jazz flute, piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep, but in moderation!!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope, not a "walking chimney"
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, unless PCP and LSD count. j/k
In the past month have you gone on a Date: with my wife.. does that still count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm married.. to a woman.. what do you think?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope.. i prefer my fish "prepared"
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, I live everyday.. on the "stage of life"!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: haha, no.. my wife still likes me!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: if showers count.. yes..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hmmmm.. don't think so, unless cars or money counts.. then yes.
Ever been Drunk: long time ago, lets not talk about that.
Ever been called a Tease: hahaha no.. i've always been the "big brother" kinda guy
Ever been Beaten up: Never been beaten, never been "the beater"
Ever Shoplifted: nope, I hate shoplifters...
How do you want to Die: I don't.. I just want to be standing in God's presence one day, and Him tell me i don't have to go back.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: God has only revealed His will to me one step at a time, so not sure yet!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, always liked that nation.
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Don't have a favorite
Favorite Hair Color: darker
Short or Long Hair: medium
Height: Taller
Weight: healthy
Best Clothing Style: Derelict
Number of Drugs I have taken: what is it with the guy who made this survey and drugs?
Number of CDs I own: eleventy billion
Number of Piercings: none, i'm just not that kinda guy
Number of Tattoos: none,.. still.. i'm just not that kinda guy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None that I can think of, I've lived a fairly "regret-free" life, thank you Jesus!!
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