daniel j - ProfilesArchive

About Me

most of my time is spent being awesome, and what little left i try to give to the masses. and by giving, of course, i mean largely ignoring. also judging.. if there's one thing i'm good at, it's everything. like the time i got attacked by twenty seven ninjas; i totally just wailed on my guitar and most of them were overwhelmed by the awesome. but the leader, he was ready for it and busted out his guitar and started wailing on it too.. we duelled for seven hours, and just as he thought i was going to give up, i popped like sixteen boners and beat him down with them. he knew he was beaten, and reatreated back to his ninja cave, and i got all the chicks and cash gifts for saving the villiage.
true story.

My Interests

live music . photography . suicidegirls . tattoos . dunhill red . rain . eyeliner . heavy metal . offensive language . inked girls . accents . depp . chamber strings . monica belucci . piercings . soft spoken girls . abrasive humour . 'prez' . flirting . scotch and dry . curls . boots . skateboarding . deviousness . boag's st george . myself

I'd like to meet:

myself.

People I Think Are Awesome
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your name here?

Jealous much? Faggots.

Music:

lamb of god . mastodon . machine head . god forbid . deftones . tool . cog . killswitch engage . soilwork . karnivool . coheed & cambria . fear factory . glassJAw . sevendust . pantera . 36 crazyfists . dead letter circus

Movies:

advent children . a scanner darkly . waking life

Television:

myself.

Books:

myself.

My Blog

My own American Idol dreams

If there is one show I hate as much as I hate Big Brother, it's Idol. I hate the concept, the marketing, the theme song, the contestants, the way it takes over my television seven days a...
Posted by daniel j on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:57:00 PST

i was right all along

i was having a debate with somebody at work the other day about film. she was flapping her lip about how good she thought 'vanilla sky' was, so just before i punched her in the mouth, i thought i...
Posted by daniel j on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST

keep the fuckers keen

(i have to credit this to a friend of mine, felix. it also sounds like something maddox would write. it was so fucking awesome i had to repost it here for you plebs to read!) Being absolutely, ...
Posted by daniel j on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

who the fuck taught you to drive?

maybe its just where i live, but i was driving to work this morning (savouring it, because i wont be driving for the next few months. fuck you, cop with nothing better to do) minding my own damn busin...
Posted by daniel j on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:38:00 PST

why i hate everyone.

when did it become acceptable for people to be morons? i come across hundreds of people every day in the course of my job, and i'd be surprised if more than one in twenty had an intelligible tho...
Posted by daniel j on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST