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About Me

I hope you all like this picture of me. not only is it like one of the only pictures i have of myself, but i think it gives a side of my diversity. For example if you look at it long enough not only could i look retarded, but i could also appear goth, or maybe even a samurai.

When i get bored i like to think about things like my idea for a restraunt in a big gravatron so people could eat on the walls or how convenient it would be if there were bean bag toilets. I also like waffles.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that want to hear my "chess lovin guitar"(actually it kinda sounds worse than nails on a chalkboard). Also i would like to meet stewie from family guy and bender from futurama. Jennifer Garner and Carmen Electra would be nice also.

My Blog

Our Band

Ok usually the blogs i post are cheesy but i felt like getting a little more serious with this one. I am sure there are only a select few that care about this but for about 6...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:24:00 GMT

Best way to pick up girls

Ok so the other day i found out the best way to pick up girls the other day by Homer Simpson. If you stand around in some whitey tighteys and danceing amazingly to the song "I was made for lovin you ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 10:35:00 GMT

A great invention everyone needs

Ok i was working at fed ex tonight on the dock and just drivin the forklift around mindlessly when it dawned on me. THE GREATEST INVENTION EVER! A chocolate covered pickle served with either barbequ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Apr 2005 21:19:00 GMT

I finished the meatless chicken nuggets

I know everyone really cares.........But i finnally finished all the soy chicken nugets i bought at the store for 1$ a box. Like i said the first box nearly put me in a coma they tasted so bad. 7 or...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jan 2005 11:15:00 GMT

Orange color is the only flavor

I don't know why i thought of this but Orange is the only color that is actually a flavor also. You would not call purple a flavor, you would call it grape....or yellow would be lemon, etc... weird h...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jan 2005 14:51:00 GMT

meatless chicken nuggets

Well i got a ton of boxes of meatless chicken nuggets at the grocery store. They are soy. They were only $1 each. Well i just ate one and the taste was so undescribibly bad that i am glad it didn;t...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jan 2005 00:24:00 GMT

THE MUFFIN MAN

The Muffin Man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen... Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jan 2005 16:53:00 GMT

shattering cynder blocks how?

OK so some freinds of mine in the denton/dallas band redefine r playing at the dallas guitar festival soon. So come out and see them and me on the side of the stage being a side show freak while shat...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jan 2005 16:47:00 GMT