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New Wave Kid Control

About Me

In the mid 1980's scientists created the first artificially intelligent war machine. Pretty cool, eh? But then it was struck by fucking lightening becoming self-aware and twenty years later it/he/whatever discovered ELECTRO! Thus!...New Wave Kid Control was born!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/03/2006
Band Website: You are on it!
Band Members: Johnny-5.
Influences: Pepper.
Sounds Like: Rad.
Record Label: Would you like to be a pepper too?

My Blog

Music biz stories from beyond Uranus!!!

Working with my new record producer, Lengendary record producer Twatmaster Jeff, has, if anything, made life much more...interesting. Sure, the guy's a great producer and awesome dude to work with and...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:25:00 GMT

Now remember folks...

When encountering the horny dead, beware their boners for these are no ordinary boners. They are, in fact, dead boners. Of the dead. If you should be porked, poked or proded by any said boners immedia...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:56:00 GMT

Are YOU a dirty pillow biter?

If you are a dirty biter then gosh darn it PROCLAIM IT RIGHT HERE and NOW!!! Let the world (of Myspace) know the deviant perv that YOU ARE!!!
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 10:09:00 GMT