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I like an ice cold beer on a hot Saturday afternoon. I like the first time I kiss a girl and there is that jolt of electricity that shoots through my body and reverberates in my toes. I like Sunday mornings when I have nothing to do except read the paper. I like waking up to the Today Show with Matt and Al, I still don't like Merideth. I like sitting in a smoke filled bar and looking across at my friends who are all laughing and having a good time. I like it when my favorite song comes on the radio just because I was thinking about it-IT HAPPENS! I like to sit and just BE. I like that feeling you get in an airplane right as it's taking off-I'm pushed back in my seat and then WHAM! I'm free of the Earth and soaring through the sky. I like riding on those moving floors in the airport and walking as they're moving-it's as close as I can get to actually gliding like a duck on water. I like the rush I feel seconds before I go onstage when I'm nervous, excited and scared all at the same time-it's as close as a human being can get to actually LIVING! I like to watch movies from the 70's-back when they were trying to make a statement and not some special effects extravaganza. I like to walk through the restaurant that I work at, farting all the way, and then turn and watch the looks on the customers faces as they get their first whiff's and then suddenly think "is this what my food is going to taste like!". I like to get in my car and drive-no destination-for days at a time and see where I end up. I like Memphis, Tennesee-it's the closest thing that I have to Mecca.
You Are A Lime Tree
You are intelligent, hard working, and innately successful.
You try to change what you can in life - and you accept what you can't change.
Tough on the outside, you are actually soft and relenting.
Jealous at times, you are extremely loyal and giving to those you love.
You have many talents, but you don't have enough time to use them.
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Everybody always says that they'd like to meet somebody famous, or a dignitary/diplomat, or a religious leader. Me, I'd like to meet my next door neighbor, the one who cranks his music at 4 am, when I'm trying to sleep. I'd like to meet the guy who drives 2mph and holds up traffic when I'm late for work. I'd like to meet the lady who snaked my parking place by cutting me off, breaking 5 traffic laws to do it, and then smiled at me as if to say "haha, I got here first!". I'd like to meet the lady who has 25 items in the 10 items or less line at the grocery store and then has to go over every price with a fine tooth comb-it's called the "express line" for a reason! I'd like to meet a customer service rep for Time Warner Cable-ANY CUSTOMER SERVICE REP! I'd like to meet any one of the former tenants of my apartment-I HAVE STACKS AND STACKS OF YOUR MAIL! I'd like to meet the guy who dropped the nail on the street that somehow found it's way into my rear tire and caused it to go flat.
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Well, I woke up Sunday morning
With no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad,
So I had one more for dessert.
Then I fumbled in my closet through my clothes
And found my cleanest dirty shirt.
Then I washed my face and combed my hair
And stumbled down the stairs to meet the day.I'd smoked my mind the night before
With cigarettes and songs I'd been picking.
But I lit my first and watched a small kid
Playing with a can that he was kicking.
Then I walked across the street
And caught the Sunday smell of someone frying chicken.
And Lord, it took me back to something that I'd lost
Somewhere, somehow along the way.On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.In the park I saw a daddy
With a laughing little girl that he was swinging.
And I stopped beside a Sunday school
And listened to the songs they were singing.
Then I headed down the street,
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringing,
And it echoed through the canyon
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday.On a Sunday morning sidewalk,
I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned.
'Cause there's something in a Sunday
That makes a body feel alone.
And there's nothing short a' dying
That's half as lonesome as the sound
Of the sleeping city sidewalk
And Sunday morning coming down.
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Your results:
You are Apocalypse
Apocalypse
72%
Juggernaut
66%
Venom
65%
Catwoman
65%
Dark Phoenix
59%
Magneto
58%
Mystique
50%
Dr. Doom
49%
Riddler
46%
Kingpin
46%
The Joker
41%
Lex Luthor
41%
Two-Face
38%
Poison Ivy
35%
Green Goblin
34%
Mr. Freeze
32%
You believe in survival of the fittest and you believe that you are the fittest.
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You Are Likely A Forth Born
At your darkest moments, you feel angry.
At work and school, you do best when your analyzing.
When you love someone, you tend to be very giving.
In friendship, you don't take the initiative in reaching out.
Your ideal jobs are: factory jobs, comedy, and dentistry.
You will leave your mark on the world with your own personal philosophy.
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