People who are not what they appear to be. Be interesting and funny, not boring. If anyone has ever resorted to self-immolation in order to get out of a conversation with you, please do not contact me. P.S. that means you are indeed boring despite the fact that you think the story about your cat getting tipsy is absolutely fucking hi-larious. Also, I really miss making out with someone who knows how to kiss, so if you're tongue is hall of fame material, PLEASE feel free to email me.I'm pretty picky in terms of who I'll add to my cadre of friends. Mainly, you have to be funny, intersting and smart. I have to be able to respect you. That means that you have to be able to carry on a conversation about something other than Violet Gar-fleck or Suri Cruise-Hubbard (a rarity here in LA). Also, you must be gainfully employed in a job befitting your age. And no, being almost 30 and working in a record store doesnt' cut it.