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Dan-O-Mite!

If u can see her in night vision, she belongs in prison! HA HA Paris!

About Me

About Me? I wonder all the time! Almost 31 years and still trying to figure me out, but I guess I like my surprises, well sometimes..... I try to learn from my mistakes, but history usually repeats itself..... So if u know me, don't try to understand me, because u sure can't explain me when I can't do it meself, and I know all my secrets, desires, and demons..... Now with that being said, I'm a humble yet proud man who is easy going, marginally intelligent, and have a unique perspective on a variety of subjects..... I love my children and life, I expect to live to be at least 100 years old, if not more (help me out here St. Germain!).... Oh, and one more thing, my immediate self-gratifying goal is to urinate in all 5 Great Lakes!
TEAM BOOGER SUGAR FANTASY FOOTBALL TGIF League 9-4 Locked up 1st place! HOTSHOTZ League 8-6 1 game away from the Super Bowl! BUT I AM STILL DEFENDING SUPER BOWL CHAMP, 13-2!

My Interests

My children, my girlfriend, my fam, beaches, cooking, candles, fantasy football, BASE jumping, fireworks, mini golf, pinball, sports, money, cars, music, Dollar Stores, & boobs. (I'm so deep!)

I'd like to meet:

St. Germain, Moses, Muhammed (PBUH), Jesus, Henry Rollins, Copernicus, Bo Jackson, Joe Morgan, Mike Mussina, Donovan McNabb, LeBron James, the Rich Jerk, my grandparents. Layout made by ~*~BroKeN~*~

Music:

I have a wide range of musical interests.....Music keeps me going, lets me remember the times, lets me escape, takes me to another place, helps me relax, and sometimes pisses me off (which can be good too)!.....My all time best bands are: Beastie Boys... Cypress Hill... AC DC... Guns 'n Roses... ZZ Top... Lynard Skynard... Nirvana... Poison... Skid Row... Alice in Chains...and Rage Against The Machine..........I consider myself somewhat of a hip-hop historian as I've been a fan for over 20 years, and most of todays "artists" (for lack of a better term) suck! The late 80s and early 90s were the hey day of real hip-hop, so I still support quite a few of the forgotten, such as: 2 Pac...DOC... Digital Underground... DJ Quik... NWA...BONE Thugs 'n Harmony... Onyx... Geto Boys...Roxanne Shante... 2 Live Crew... Too Short...Big Daddy Kane... 3rd Bass... Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock... Pete Rock & CL Smooth, Public Enemy... A Tribe Called Quest (one of the best ever)... Fugees... Lord Finess... LL Cool J (the earlier the better)... Snoop (see LL above)... Das EFX... De La Soul... Wu-Tang... ...and others...those come to mind first..........Todays short list includes: DMX... Nas...Shyne... TI...Jadakiss... Pitbull... Daddy Yankee... Kanye West... Paul Wall... Mike Jones (who?!)... Chamillionaire... Jim Jones... Rick Ross... Game (f*ck 50)... Papoose... Busta Rhymes... Foxy Brown... Remy Ma...and... Purple Ribbon All-Stars ...and that's about it..........I also love a sweet soothing voice, these babes make me melt: Aaliyah (RIP to the prettiest lips I've ever seen)...Sade... Selena... Mariah freakin' Carey...Ashanti... Mary J....Monica... Nelly Furtado... Avril Lavigne...Lumidee... Shakira Shakira... Keyshia Cole... Keke Wyatt... J. Lo... Christina Milan (who writes a lot of J. Lo's music)... Christina Aguilara... Beyonce...and... Madonna ...for starters..........I'm also a huge metal-head and old school punk fan, I listen to: Mushroomhead (Slipknot is a knock-off)...System of a Down... Avenged Sevenfold... Godsmack...White Stripes... Kid Rock... Disturbed...Hole... hed pe...Rob Zombie and White Zombie and "Zombie" by Cranberries... old Metallica... Seether...Damone... Evanesence... Tool... Sum 41... Linkin Park... Gorillaz... Audioslave and Soundgarden and Stone Temple Pilots... Korn... Flyleaf... Mudvayne... Dope...Ramones... Choking Susan... Rancid...Black Flag (especially with Henry Rollins)... Flogging Molly... Allister...Dropkick Murphys...Anthrax... She Wants Revenge...and... Billy Talent (best Canadian band u never heard of)!..........My fav terestrial stations are: 103.3 Edge in Buffalo (you can pick it up in Erie usually)- Listen to Val from 9 AM - Noon weekdays!... 90.5 Gannon U's Energy...and... 95.9 London, Ontario rock..... Jim Rome on afternoon AM, the King of Smack! And Colin Cowherd on ESPN Radio in the morning.......... I listen to my XM a lot, my fav channels are: 80s on 8... 90s on 9... Top 20 on 20... Liquid Metal... Squizz... Ethel... Fred... Fungus... Lucy... Snoop's Old School - Rhyme... Raw... Heat... Comedy... Yankee and Tiger baseball..........I despise: Justin Timberlake & Usher (they should be a couple)... Nickelback (sounds like the singer's always constipated)...Ozzy should go away like Michael Jackson did... Emo and screamo cry babies... Eminem should retire (he's stale and annoying)... Sumo look alike Fat Joe... Beatles were over-rated...and... P. Diddy has no talent!

Movies:

My favs are: Belly, Made, Cruel Intentions, Wild Things, Kalifornia, Book of Love, Phantom of the Opera, American History X, 25th Hour, Italian Job (any Ed Norton flic), Kill Bill 1 & 2, Casino, Basic Instinct, Sliver (most Sharon Stone movies), Oceans 11 & 12 (and soon 13), Jackass 1 & 2, Gone In 60 Secs, SLC Punk, Castaway, Blackhawk Down, Goonies, Scarface, Carlito's Way, GoodFellas, Selena, Gremlins, Lost Boys, Interview with the Vampire, Kids, Platoon, Commando, Cheech and Chong, Exorcist, Saving Private Ryan, Major Payne, Rudy, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead, all the James Bond movies, Star Wars trilogies, the Matrix marathon, Punisher, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, comedies - especially w/ Vince Vaughn, indies, new martial arts like Hero, Memoirs of a Geisha, House of Flying Daggers, Last Samuri, mafia and gangster, and documentaries.

Television:

Must see TV for me is: Jeopardy, The Weather Channel (24/7!), Entourage, Dog the Bounty Hunter, ESPN, WWE, ECW, Pride Fighting, UFC, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Reno 911, Wondershozen, Yankee and Cavs games, football (especially my Philadelphia Eagles, Ohio St. Buckeyes, and Notre Dame), and local news. Don't have the time or stomach for much else! I try 2 watch TV 2 be entertained.

Books:

Anne Rice - especially The Vampire Chronicles and Ramses, Dante's Inferno, Ugly American, Rich Dad - Poor Dad, Dick Marchinko novels, religious texts are also quite interesting.

Heroes:

Heroes are decent subs but I prefer meatball and cheese, turkey, and especially chicken parm! Anyway, I don't believe in heroes but I admire Henry Rollins' diversity, from music to movies, spoken word and acting, mentally, physically, and politically - that man can do it all!

My Blog

What exactly is a McRib?

What exactly is a McRib?  I ask this as I recently consumed a McRib (from the McDonalds on Buffalo and Broad Streets, FYI) and by the time I left there I just about shit myself!  I live a f...
Posted by Dan 007 on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:01:00 PST

Triple Crown

At about midnight, Saturday, August 12, 2006, the eternal Jinx and myself had a vision while at Rack 'n Roll. We call this "The Triple Crown": 1. Start w/ a bowl of weedies (or any type of ingestion o...
Posted by Dan 007 on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:08:00 PST