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Jose Cuervo®

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Name: Jose
Birthday: Classified
Birthplace: Classified
Current Location: Somewhere on the Planet Earth
Eye Color: dark
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 ft. 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: Mexican american
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: my Compassion
Your Fears: werewolves
Your Perfect Pizza: ham and pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Fist fight Chuck Norris inside McDonalds while i wait for my order
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do i have to be somewhere right now?
Your Best Physical Feature: where do i start!
Your Bedtime: between 3am-4am sometimes i dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: High School
Pepsi or Coke: id say pepsi but coke is better with liquor
MacDonalds or Burger King: Carl's Jr. all day
Single or Group Dates: which ever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: it's the same shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: that depends
Cappuccino or Coffee: that depends
Do you Smoke: Naw
Do you Swear: like a muthafucka!
Do you Sing: to myself in the car
Do you Shower Daily: of course it a must
Have you Been in Love: unfortunetly yes
Do you want to go to College: my parents make me go
Do you want to get Married: sure if i find the right girl
Do you belive in yourself: a little too much!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah!
Are you a Health Freak: naw but i do frequent the gym regularly
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i do, weird huh!
Do you like Thunderstorms: i think their awesome
Do you play an Instrument: my ipod
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh i did!! that party rocked!!
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on : the virge of suicide? yes i have, finals were a bitch!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: of course, best place to pick up girls! lol
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box just a handful with tequila, dont ask!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I hate sushi. i dont like my food uncooked
In the past month have you been on Stage: i get stage fright
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i've never done that but maybe in the future. if im drunk enough
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i take the fifth
Ever been Drunk: lol!!!! they call me Jose Cuervo for a reason
Ever been called a Tease: lemme think........
Ever been Beaten up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: it was an accident!!!
How do you want to Die: i could care less as long as my death is SPECTACULAR!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: muthafuckin' rich!
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil/France/Netherlands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: whatever
Weight: as long as she's fit
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good
Number of I have taken: times i've taken the side streets to avoid the police? all day, everyday!
Number of CDs I own: alot, but nowadays its all about itunes
Number of Piercings: Prince albert.......im just playing i got zero piercings
Number of Tattoos: none so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ill get back to you on that one
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My Interests

I have a variety of interests that range all over the place. But basically anything that can expand your mind is interesting to me. The more complex the better lol. ummm lets see... Regarding sports I watch most of them but really only follow Soccer! Im into Pool and play regularly (i Have a Table in my garage) If you consider that a sport. Im also a fan of bull fighting and rooster fights. What can i say im Mexican! I follow the Stock Market closely since i have a Stock Portfolio. Im also into music, cars, and outdoor stuff (Im an avid hiker) I just recently got into Paintball shooting. It's fucking awesome! Playing Pool My Cousins, My Brother, And Me ME Ronaldinho for that FreeKick Chivas v.s Barcelona FC

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I listen to anything. Rock, Rap, Reggae, Reggeaton, Hip-hop, Punk, Corridos, Mariachi and all that other good stuff

Movies:

Whatever looks good but my favorites are Gladiator, Get Rich or Die Tryin'(of course), The Goodfellas, Man on Fire, Black Hawk Down, The Warriors, Scarface, The Rambo Trilogy, Lord of War (My Career if College doesn't work out)and Will Ferrell Comedies. That dude is funny.there's alot more im just lazy and i don't wanna type them all. Im also looking forward to the Tranformers movie

Television:

The Shield is the best cop show on TV next to Cops, anything on the history or discovery channel, the maury show, Fox news, MTV, The Daily SHow, South Park, 24, Law & Order SVU, Dog The Bounty Hunter and many more

Books:

I read all kinds of shit. i love Philosophical writings alot or any other texts that alter my thinking. Ive read Republic by Plato, Leviathon by Thomas Hobbes, even The Art of War by Sun Tzu(It was Kick Ass) The Prince by Niccolo Machiaveli, etc. I also like Tom Clancy's books.Ive read most of them (Rainbow Six and Without Remorse are the best). Same goes for John Grisham novels (there great).The Cobra Event and The Hotzone both by Richard Preston are really good i recommend them to everyone. Im also a big fan of the Harry Potter series... Fuck you!! say what you will but Harry Potter Books are the shit! But i regularly read The LA Times regardless of there liberal bias lol and Natural Geographic magazine.

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET KICKS ASS!!

My Blog

You know you are drunk when...

1. You try to open a beer can with a bottle opener 2. You try to open a beer bottle with a wine bottle opener 3. You call in sick on  your day off 4. You call in sick as soon as you leave the clu...
Posted by Jose Cuervo® on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST

JimBeam Whiskey Rockz!!

Don't ever play Checkers with whiskey shots cuz God Damn!! That shit is a Mother Fucker!! Half way through the game all i could taste was the whiskey, Even the Pizza tasted like whiskey i woke the nex...
Posted by Jose Cuervo® on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

Laurel Cyn & Victory Intersection

If your driving through this God forsaken intersection Please do so with caution.!! I got a ticket there from the cameras posted on the intersection why i don't even know the ticket just says my licen...
Posted by Jose Cuervo® on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST

This is me!!

There isn't much to say about me so this is gonna be brief. Obviously you know my name. Im very laid- back easy going person and easy to get along with for the most part. You don't wanna see me m...
Posted by Jose Cuervo® on Wed, 31 May 2006 01:57:00 PST