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Ruby

Im da momma..

About Me

Well helllo Im Ruby Crawford and Im da momma.I just thought since my kids have a myspace I should have one too.What do you think?Hmm I say yeah.Lets see Im a slow typer I smoke I drank kids want me to stop but I cant.Lets see Im Proud parent too cant forget the little people who helped me become"Da momma".So id like to take them into consideration.Hmm oh and my boyfriend Joe..Hes totally awesome like you have no idea.He got money too so were compatiable♥Ruby

My Interests

Arts and crafts..smoking.
(Trying to quit though shits hard lemme tell you gum and patch thing dont work gum nasty as hell and patch thing leaves a square on me..whats up with that?Makes me want a cig because that shit happens..god so damn stressful)
Playing computer games thats fun..kids send me away..I have masterd the sound of "Im on the phone.." and "Leave me alone!"..Thats why me got a myspace.
I dont like sports though no uh no way..to much work for me. The running and the heavy breathing and the chasing and screaming "give me that damn ball"..to much for me...makes me want a cig.I smoke Newports by the way..so if you got cig coupons or diamonds..I be yo friend.Lean on me..I dont mind just share the love maannnn!Thats my intrest

I'd like to meet:

Hmm who would I like to meet? I WANNA MEET ME..Im a funny and sweet and creative and random and awesome..so its settled..I wanna meet me..or maybe you ,if your lucky..maybefound this retro layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

Music:

0oo dont even get me started..I like classic rock (Lenny kravits come to momma!!Even if your not classic music, momma will take you)
Okay..I listen to uhh the songs my babies listen too.like something of the sort of back seats windows up thats the way..well hello ludacris.Umm Colt 45. Shaggyy..0ooo Shaggy my mr.lover...momma will defintaly take his fine ass..whew weee..well thats enough bout music..momma wants to much.

Movies:

The bloodier the better!!Scare me shitless I dont care..I love horror movies..only at home though..
Theaters stress me out..now we come back to the cigerette..the lines..the no smoking..the money spent..nope momma dont like that momma go outside and toke toke toke..
I like funny movies to Finding nemo is a good one ...i like the animated movies too they be funny.So scary and funny..I like them the best..the rest..I need a cig to watch them.

Television:

CSI BEBE!!That shit soo scary..I like it!!That black boy..whew wee mommaa wantthat too..him and his ffiiinnnee ass. Sorry Ill behave. Umm Ghost whisper thats some freaky shit uhh what else..24 hours..its iight..thats about it..

Books:

Stephen king..that fucker is pyhsco..I dont mind though his ass getting locked up in the crazy house not mee..hehe lets see some other shit too like harry potter but thats about it ..not listing a lot.

Heroes:

I aint got one ...but if you up to the challenge give me a carton of newport 100s and a diamond and you can be my hero..Im looking for a 1krt..ohh and money..I aint saying shes a gold digger she aint fucking around with no broke nigga..I am a gold digger..Spoil me..I wont complain

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I'm da momma

For those of my friends that already been to my house to see me I'll make an effort to keep up to date with my messages and stuff. But take it easy on me I'm not familiar with all the slang you all be...
Posted by Ruby on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:04:00 PST