adopt your own virtual pet!
Just about anything.
Fight Club, Office Space, Bridget Jones' Diary, Keeping the Faith, anything with Edward Norton, Apollo 13, The Right Sutff, Anchorman, The Karate Kid, Star Wars, The Godfather, James Bond, Casablanca, Memphis Belle, Rocky 1-4, The Indiana Jones Trilogy
The Sopranos, Entourage, Prison Break, Grey's Anatomy, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Boston Legal, The West Wing, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Real Time with Bill Mahr, The Apprentice, Survivor, Monday Night Football, How I Met Your Mother... seriously, it is unbelievable that I ever get off the couch to do anything else.
Carl Hiaasen, P.G. Wodehouse, John Mortimer, the Harry Potter books, J.R.R. Tolkein, Ayn Rand, Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Dan Brown, any little fluffy beachy chick books, presidential biographies. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. I'm trying to learn how.
You know who you are... and Jeanette, because you asked nicely.