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~AUSTIN~

The Real ~Austin~.

About Me


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My Interests

Lakes, Rivers, Oceans, Jagerbombs, Hunting, Fishing, Boats, Music, Movies, Humping, Cooking, Parties, Travel, Learning, Bars, Resturants, Pajama pants, Good Books, Good Times and Whatever else comes up.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, smart people, pretty girls, Willie Nelson, Earnest Hemmingway, Jimmy Buffett, and Theodore Roosavelt.

Music:

I listen to alot of music. Rock and Texas Country are probably my favorite genres, but I like alittle of anything.

Movies:

Old School, Office Space, Wedding Crashers, Lonesome Dove, Dead Mans Walk, Swingers, Tomcats, Captain Ron, Three Amigo's, Dirty Dozen, Walk The Line, Tombstone, The Professionals, Pirates Of The Carribean, Fear and Loathing, All The 007's, Lord Of War, American Pie, Lord Of The Rings, Jaws, Napoleon Dynamite, Boondock Saints, Mission Impossible and Anchorman just to name a few.

Television:

Addicted to the History Channel................................... Fat Guys on a Little Bike

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Books:

Good Ones.

My Blog

Pooping At Work

..> ..>     HOW TO POOP AT WORK >> >>As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is >>inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a >>survi...
Posted by ~AUSTIN~ on Thu, 10 May 2007 09:09:00 PST

Pre-Booty Agreement

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of__________, 200__ , by_______________________, between ____________...
Posted by ~AUSTIN~ on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:44:00 PST

Things To Say, When Caught Sleeping At Work.

10."They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the W...
Posted by ~AUSTIN~ on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:10:00 PST