About Me
I have a wicked bad Boston accent and a killer personality. I'm not one to crave popularity and will willing make a fool out of myself as long as I'm having fun. I love to cook/bake and go tanning and camping. I'm obsessed with teeth and thoroughly enjoy going to the dentist. I'm kickass at making puzzles and could not survive without chapstick. I run my mouth, but I’m not arrogant; I’m just brutally honest. I’d rather be mean to your face than talk behind your back. The majority of the time, I'm saracastic, so don't take it the wrong way. I’m really bad at directions and navigate myself better using places I’m familiar with. I hate hospitals because they smell horrible, and I have a strong dislike for elevators. 5+ floors and I’ll take the stairs. I’m a heartbreaker, but I guarantee you’ll fall in love with me. If you’re not afraid to be yourself, you’re halfway to my heart. I’d rather be kicked in my shin everyday, than be fed an empty promise any day. I’m not afraid to point out my own faults. I laugh at the most inappropriate times, love sarcasm, and I'm extremely witty. Oh, and despite my general disgust for pretzels, I tell one mean pretzel joke.
