Bonjour, rednecks. Mon nom est Monte Carlo. Je suis un superstar de television ... J'ai agi dans professionnel wrestling et sur Le Cartel . Yes, I also speak English and write it very, very nice. I have composed a poem to show my command of the English language:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I suspect
I have more teeth than you.
Au revoir!
UPDATE: Due to high demand from the rednecks, I have posted two videos in my Videos section.
