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Jason

Taking over the world one heart at a time.

About Me


I think this is gonna be a good About Me section because im gonna tell you embarrassing stories about myself. I could tell you all the wonderful lies about me currently but you dont need that. SO when I was in the 2nd grade I peed my pants and told everyone I stomped in a rain puddle. I thought I was golden but the only problem was that it was May and hadn't rained in a month.. Sucks to be me... Another time in 4th grade I was playing goofball (like kick ball for all you non lark elleners) and my favorite red shorts ripped at the butt crack when I went to kick the ball and my dundunahs were showing to everyone. So i spent the rest of the game moon walking away from people so they couldn't see. The worst part was that it was the parent-child goofball game and all the parents got to see me in my spider man super undies. I'll write more when I think of more.
Some good quotes:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -Ernest Hemingway
"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong." -Mahatma Ghandi
"Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much." -Erich Fromm
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." -Abe Lincoln
"Man proposes, God disposes" -Ulysses S. Grant
My Facebook

My Interests

Laughing at stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Eli Manning (just to punch him)
Screen name= aTTicus D LOach

Music:

The Tom & Jason Band

51st and Seashore

Movies:

Movies with some historical significants: The Patriot, Glory, Gettysburg, Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Enemy at the Gates Comedies: Biodome, Blazing Saddles, Joe Dirt, Wedding Crashers, Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Airplane
Dramadies: Little Monsters, Willy Wonka, The Rock, Faceoff, A History of Violence, The Last Samaurai, 300, Sin City

Television:

History and Military Channel. Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Loop, Looney Toons, Benny Hill, ummm and stuff

Books:

The Killer Angels, What We Fought For, The Art of Loving, The Bible. Bach sheet music.

Heroes:

Airman First Class John Herrera

My Dad
Jesus Christ

My Blog

Wells

Today I lost one of the most influencial men in my life. My grandpa was a great man and left behind a great family. He kept me in line when it came to school and made sure that I knew the proper way t...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST

Ma'am, take your time.

*** (GIRLFRIEND) APPLICATION*** Short Answer: Name: Nickname: Height: Eye Color: Hair Color Best Physical Attribute: What Do You Get Compliments On The Most: Vehicle: Favorite Color: Favorite Movie...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Restuarant tips 2

1. CHILDREN: If you have children, DO NOT let them, open or dump anything on the table (i.e.; salt, sugar, etc). IF YOU DO, you should leave an extra few dollars for the server to clean up YOUR CHILD'...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

Inside the mind of Jason

Just some things that have been on my mind, thought I would tell you how I felt...LoveWhy are we in such a hurry to be in relationships? For Gods sake kids most of you will not get married until you a...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:06:00 PST

R.I.P. Bailey

Thanks for being a great dog Bailey. Ill miss you eating my gum and my dinner and all the other things that you ate. Have fun bumming it in heaven you hefer.
Posted by Jason on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

Love poem

Girl Ill be your friend Ill be your pal When you get out of the shower Ill be there with a towel I can be sweet I can be witty Ill bring some TP If things get too shitty We can be daring We can h...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 04:18:00 PST

Things that are overrated

Here is the lsit of things I consider overrated: -Sleep-Windshield wipers-School-Reading-Clean rooms-Clean cars-Love-Sunshine-Summertime-Closed windows-Hair cuts-Shaving-BJ's (The restaurant, not the....
Posted by Jason on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 12:42:00 PST

The Restaurant Life By Jacob Fraijo

1. First make sure when you go out to eat atleast one person in your party can speak english well enough that the server can understand what you are trying to order. 2. dont order drinks that you cant...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Birthday

So my Birthday was totally awesome thank you everyone for the gifts, phone calls or just hanging out it all meant a lot to me. I had a great time and we should do it again sometime, maybe next year. A...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A little story

I go back to the stock room at work to get some childrens cup. There is another box on top of the childrens cup box so i try to pick it up. Its kinda heavy and i notice that it has the fragile logo on...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST