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Stifler..king of all jews

stifler

About Me

I'm 27 years old and looking for something a little more serious. I am always looking to have a good time, I can make anyone laugh, and I am ALWAYS having fun.
You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?

My Interests

Movies, hanging out, partying, Jack Daniels, howard stern
Your Birthdate: December 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.

Your strength: Your supreme genius

Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity

Your power color: Gold

Your power symbol: Star

Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

Howard Stern, Artie Lange, Fred Durst, Jon Davis, Dane Cook, slipknot, korn, keanu reeves, carlos mencia.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy
Birthday: December 1, 1979
Birthplace: franklin square, ny
Current Location: long beach, ny
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i think i'm kinda both. i'm righty with many things, but some i gotta do left.
Your Heritage: german russian jew. Self hating alcoholic. Those of you who know me well enough know how ironic yet true that is.
The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas maybe?
Your Weakness: drugs
Your Fears: sobriety
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose some more weight, success in any jobs, get back out on my own.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sup
Thoughts First Waking Up: suicide
Your Best Physical Feature: a shut mouth
Your Bedtime: usually about midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: senior year of high school
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: group...i have a tendency to be an asshole
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: snapple
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: smoke weed every day (or do i.....??)
Do you Swear: suck my balls you dumb fuckin stupid asshole
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: go back to college? not the way it already happened.
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: nope
Are you a Health Freak: I'm closer to chris farley.
Do you get along with your Parents: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yup
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i'm fat enough
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yup
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: i put a bullet in my own head
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm grown up and i still have no idea
What country would you most like to Visit: none
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'7
Weight: 110-120
Best Clothing Style: old navy
Number of Drugs I have taken: i cant count that high
Number of CDs I own: over 100
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: hell no!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: another thing i cant count to

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Music:

5 Finger Death Punch, Metallica, Limp Bizkit, Ludacris, Notorious BIG, Busta Rhymes, Linkin Park, korn, anything metal.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Disorder : Very High
Schizoid Disorder : Moderate
Schizotypal Disorder : High
Antisocial Disorder : High
Borderline Disorder : Moderate
Histrionic Disorder : Low
Narcissistic Disorder : Very High
Avoidant Disorder : High
Dependent Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : High

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Movies:

The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions, Gladiator, Bad Boys 2, Dodgeball, Road Trip, Old School, Rudy, American History X, Higher Learning

Television:

Weeds, That 70's Show, Seinfeld, Reno911, South Park, Dane Cook's Tourgasm

Heroes:

Neo, Stifler
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? src="http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.j pg" height="100" width="100" You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?