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jordan

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About Me

i'm probably the biggest broncos fan you'll ever meet

i love you broncos, but, what the fuck?!? you let al wilson go? you just tarnished our relationship a bit. i'm such a sad lady.

but, i'm really excited for baseball season and the rockies.

other than that, i'm trying to change.

as a broncos fan, naturally, i hate peyton manning. but i find him utterly hilarious. watch this:



this too.

My Interests

the denver broncos, the colorado rockies, al wilson, gatorade, napoleon dynamite, the office, art, friends, being alone, frolfing, laying in my room right after i cleaned it, painting, cutting my fingernails, changing xacto knife razor blades, waiting for the toaster to finish, making a wish when the clock reads 11:11, laying in weird positions, petting my dog, 80's extravaganza on kcsu, michael jackson when he says "a-hee-hee", letting kiwis soak in gatorade before eating them, opening letters from someone i care about, short telephone conversations, listening to other people telling me random facts, science, planets, telling someone something they didnt already know, bursting an egomaniac's bubble, flattering people that you know dont get flattered every day, watching CSI, listening to bill kurtis narrarate, answered questions, laying on warm concrete with my eyes closed, deja vu, baffling myself with the thought of how infinite space is, deja vu, being outside in spring, being made to feel special, thinking about my 10 year highschool reunion, watching people just out of earshot and making up a conversation for their actions, just shoot me, seinfeld, taking a cold shower after mowing the lawn, the dry feeling in your mouth after eating a sucker, lights that arent white or yellow, making collages, geometry, sewing, being my friends' "mother", driving other peoples cars, sleeping alone, getting kissed on the forehead, being hugged, people spreading rumors about me, my dog murray, laughing, sleeping with the window open, nights during the summer, thinking about trying to rollerblade, old things, peeling protective plastic off of new things, and maybe someday i could fall in love

I'd like to meet:

jim and pam.
tim and dawn.
and al wilson... again.

Music:

most music

Movies:

most movies

Television:

the office

Books:

most books

My Blog

yesterday/this morning

i started drinking at 2pm.tequilla shots. bonnie picked me up at 7.we ate at noodles.got free rice krispie treats for too much spinach. we parked.walked to the trailhead.a creepy 40 year old with mayo...
Posted by jordan on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

random thought

if i wrote a book, would you read it?
Posted by jordan on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:19:00 PST

SUPERBOWL!!!

today, i woke up... hung over, of course. but i was excited because today was the day that i would make my first annual superbowl cake!   so i slaved away for hours, and this, my friends, is the...
Posted by jordan on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

kramerica industries...

i am completely fed up with having to change my fucking password every two seconds. stop hacking into peoples myspace you no life losers!   i've been doing homework and watching football all day,...
Posted by jordan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:02:00 PST

school starts today.

it'll be nice to keep a little busier, but i don't have friends at school. all of my time is spent alone. it's hard to make friends with all the losers in my class. the classes within my degree ...
Posted by jordan on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:33:00 PST

i'm pretty convincing...

so, a while ago, heidi, elisa, my mom and myself went down to the denver art museum for the opening of the frederic c. hamilton building. the entire weekend was supposed to be free but when we got dow...
Posted by jordan on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:15:00 PST

how cute indeed...

last night i had a dream that there was an electrical storm and when it passed my house a weird force pushed me hard to the ground, kind of like what happened to ex-king alobar when he was in the fiel...
Posted by jordan on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:14:00 PST

saudade

i never thought i would be impressed by the depth of a word.   but "saudade" really made me think.i'm pretty sure elisa speaks portugese.maybe she knows what i'm talking about. i need someone to ...
Posted by jordan on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

after all my hard work...

a 4.0   yes, my best semester in a long time. i'm happy, because i didn't let myself get distracted. boys are stupid, and i'm glad i haven't been involved with anyone recently.     no m...
Posted by jordan on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

this disgusting woman...

in writing my final essay for my art history class, i've been forced to write about both modernism and postmodernism. a lot of pieces in these categories, i have a hard time appreciating. and while th...
Posted by jordan on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST