About Me
Wuz up people. I am a down to earth, fast , fun and Gal. (Just dont piss me off i might get furiouse ..ss). I live in a City Nuf said. Too much rain, but what can i do about it. Oh ya, i can start walking every where and park my car at home. maybe if i had gone totally nuts. love to laugh and like it better if someone else can make me laugh till i hit the ground. so far people been hitting the ground, not me. Keeping all things real, those who like it can stay. For those who don't like what i got to say, can excuse themself, cause i ain't about to change for no one. like they say "if u can't handle the heat, then get out of the kitchen!!!". ain't dat the truth, lol."FORD AND WOMAN"Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in heaven you want." Ford thinks to himself about it, and says, "I want to hang out with God Himself."The befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God. Ford then asks God, "When ou invented Woman, what were you thinking?" God asks, "What do u mean?" Ford answer, "You have a major flaws in your invention:1.there is too much front end protusion
2.it chatters way too much at high speed
3.maintenance is extremely high
4.it constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5.it is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days
6.the rear end wobbles too much
7.the intake is placed too close to the exhaust
8.the headlights are usually too small
9.and the fuel consumption is outrageous....just to name a few. "Hmmmm.....," replies God, "Hold on a minute," God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and wait for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it. God then turnd to Ford, and says, "it may be that my intvention is flawed, but according to these statistics, MORE MEN ARE RIDING MY INTVENTION THAN YOURS."
