Adam

Well, where do I begin? I was born in Canada..not much to say about that. I moved to the States when I was 10...my mother had been transfered to a new job in Austin, Tx. I was homeschooled until I graduated at the age of 20. After graduating, I left home in order to seek adventures and new friends. I made it as far as El Paso before running completely out of money. I spent my time dancing outside of fancy hotels and restraunts for spare change. I soon discovered that I was quite the natural dancer! Oh yeah, and I also told jokes for money...people really loved them, so I started doing stand-up routines at a bar in west El Paso. After two years I finally got up enough money to move back to Austin and into an actual apartment! I got a job as an assistant cheerleading instructor at a nearby middle school...but was fired a year later for an undisclosed reason. Anyways, I kept up with my dancing and my comedy...soon enough I found a job at an up-and-coming dance workshop where I now teach slow dance and (sometimes) jazz dance. I get my chance to tell my jokes once a month at the Oak Creek Retirement Home in Roundrock, Tx, where I throw a monthly event called Adam's Comedy Weekend! Last month I was evicted from my apartment, so I'm temporarily using the computer at the library. I like hanging out downtown with my buddies...and, guess what? I'm still dancing for money!