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About Me

i'm perfect.
i love my family and friends.
i like drinking strongbow after strongbow, attending hockey games (EDMONTON OILERS), attending comedy clubs, watching movies, reading, and playing shinny hockey.
i enjoy crappy, yet catchy pop music, building my celebrity, and treating girls like shit.
i'm going to be famous and brg's going to have my dick in her mouth.
sooner or later
it's going to happen.
cause im going to make it happen

My Interests

hockey, history, writing, stand-up comedy, drinking, hip-hop, cooking, and girls cause being gay is disgusting. absolutely disgusting.

I'd like to meet:

myself.

Music:

jay-z, lil wayne, eminem, michael jackson, bryan adams, audioslave, ashlee simpson, sarah mclaughlin,and some random songs that make me feel good enough to punch a man twice my size.

Movies:

forrest gump, batman begins, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, four brothers, super troopers, roger dodger, wedding crashers, fight club, the sixth sense, and armageddon.

Television:

seinfeld, wonder years, married with children, family guy, days of our lives, simpsons, and south park.

Books:

how to think like leonardo da vinci, the game, comedy writing secrets, the great gatsby, fade, shit by winston groom.

Heroes:

my mom, rfk, and myself.

My Blog

LOL, Burn, baby, burn, comma.

I've worked 2 jobs, 16 hours a day. I've worked a job while going to school. I've never asked for a penny from the government, i pay exceptionally high taxes to support people who don't give a shit ab...
Posted by scotch on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 01:53:00 PST