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Jack

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Get this video and more at MySpace.com %D%AHi, my name is Jack.... i love hooka, sushi, sex, women, sex WITH women, cars, black and milds, cigs, vodka, gettin drunk, makin out, hugging people, getting hugged, singing while im drunk, singing when im not drunk( i sing good ) %D%Alistening to lynyrd skynyrd, playing my guitar, playing metallica, listening to metallica, I FUCKIN LOVE TRANCE!!!! TIESTO RULES YOUR FUCKIN LIFE!!!!.... ahem..... fav rappers are tupac, bone thugs, the game and lots more, 50 cent is gay, g-unot!!! i love swimming, i like taking showers naked, drinking beer, cuddling, i love braveheart the movie,l like keg stands even tho ive never done one, i like parties, i think im usually the life of the party, usually when im drunk, i love all people, i am not rascist, im fat,chubby,overweight, bigboned,fluffy w/e... i lovvve south park and family guy ,I LOVE MXC!!!!.... i have lots of friends, no enemies...i am currently typing this with nothing but a bathrobe on, i am very tired, and i have to go to the bedkaran, i can also speak Turkish :) good bye for now%D%A%D%A
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack
Birthday: 8-26-87
Birthplace: Bourjhamoud NIGGA!!
Current Location: Dena
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Lebanese Armenian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old ass Iversons
Your Weakness: Anger
Your Fears: Death/BEES!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie with xtra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find A Good Job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Zack/ Nothing/ And Random Words
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more mintues.....mumble
Your Best Physical Feature: hehehe...MY BELLY!!!
Your Bedtime: when vampires go hunting...except school days
Your Most Missed Memory: Webster/ Summer School at Agoump
Pepsi or Coke: PEPSI!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Zackdonalds
Single or Group Dates: Ummm? both?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Ergeeleh/Black & Mild/ Stogies one in a while
Do you Swear: SHIT YES!
Do you Sing: Better than you
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: not
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not
Do you think you are Attractive: SHIIIIIIT is Srek GREEN???
Are you a Health Freak: not
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i play guitar/ im ok
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea
In the past month have you Smoked: YEA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: 2 years ago i would have said yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
In the past month have you been on Stage: yea but i didnt perform or anything
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i just took a dump :)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i could have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: lol YEA
Ever been called a Tease: everyday RARRR
Ever been Beaten up: yea...right
Ever Shoplifted: ummm gum when i was young
How do you want to Die: wat kind of a dumb ass quesiton is that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a viking from norway with JUNGLE FEVER!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Beirut
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: light brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: about my height maybe shorter
Weight: dont care u shallow jew BASHTARD COMMIE!!
Best Clothing Style: i dont kno shakhs
Number of Drugs I have taken: wat like tylenol...
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots of stuff, too much for this lil bar
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Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... warm
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... the only thing I desire
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... one of a kind
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Your Gangster Percent: 72%
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Number of People In Your gang 1
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 6
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jack
Birthday: 8-26-1987
Birthplace: Beirut Lebanon....BOURJ HAMMOUD
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Light Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Lebanese Armenian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Force Ones
Your Weakness: ...Im too nice...Women.... and K ; )
Your Fears: Dying...Bees...Anal RAPE...Loneliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Veggie With Xtra CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet K...figure out wat im gonna do in school...but mostly meet K :)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL..YA or NA
Thoughts First Waking Up: wtf happened last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: You Tell me
Your Bedtime: Whenever Im Tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Scouts...Summer Camp...Being a lil nigga
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cap
Do you Smoke: Ya
Do you Swear: Fuck Ya
Do you Sing: Better Than You
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: gettin there
Do you want to go to College: Ya
Do you want to get Married: Ya
Do you belive in yourself: Ya
Do you get Motion Sickness: Na
Do you think you are Attractive: Ill Leave That Up To You
Are you a Health Freak: hahaha...right
Do you get along with your Parents: Ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ya
Do you play an Instrument: Ya
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Ya
In the past month have you Smoked: lol...Ya
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Tylenol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Na
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Na
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Na
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YAAAA
In the past month have you been on Stage: Na
In the past month have you been Dumped: Na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Na
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Na
Ever been Drunk: lol....if u cant figure that out by looking at my page then you must be blind
Ever been called a Tease: Ya
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: Gum..Lighters...Batteries...i was a stupid kid
How do you want to Die: By Dying
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still Trying to Figure That Out
What country would you most like to Visit: Lepanan aga
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: K's :)
Favourite Hair Color: K's :)
Short or Long Hair: Long
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Music:

right now i mostly listen to trance because it is the best music in the world...u can chill to it, dance to it, fuck to it, anyyyyything.....

Movies:

OLD SKOOL !!!! :) DumbI edited my profile at Hayemyes.com

Television:

Home Improvement The Drew Carey Show Whose Line Is It Anyway Family Guy

Books:

Holes, HATCHET, The Hobbit

Heroes:

EVIL BETTY...Zack Blacko...O yea and Soapy Papoose