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You call him Dr. Jones, Lady!

Waxing chumps like a candle since 1986.

About Me

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Movies, music, video games, quantum mechanics, "Cops", procrastinating and shirking responsibilities, cooking shows, The Ron and Fez Show, formulating zombie defense plans.

I'd like to meet:

The surviving members of Monty Python, Will Ferrell, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Pollack, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David, your mother if thats cool...

Music:

Rock n' Roll, plain and simple. From it's birth in the 50's to where it has come now. Mostly i listen to independant stuff, but you proabably know me so you already know that. Alot of jazz, big band, blues, 60's and 70's R&B and soul, motown, doo wop, all that kind of stuff. I enjoy hip hop but only the progressive stuff, like Common, Mos Def, and Talib Kweli. I listen to electronic music too but not like house or trance or that rave stuff. I'm a fan of the synthesizer and my favorite instrument is the MOOG, so you can assume that i like New Wave.

Movies:

...are my favorite thing in the entire world. I love mostly every type of film, because i can find the best in anything. Netflix has enhanced my enjoyment of movies ten-fold. Steven Speilberg is my hero, because he makes good movies that everyone loves and that is hard to do. The same goes for Martin Scorcese... who doesn't love Goodfellas?...

Television:

Too much, why?... The Office (British and American are 2 of the best ever. Arrested Development will be missed. Extras w/ Ricky Gervais. Mystery Science Theater 3000 is another one of the funniest shows ever. They are geniuses. Other than that, i like Cops, Good Eats, MXC, Daily Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, SNL, Conan, Upright Citizens Brigade, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Reno 911, Perfect Strangers. I'm learning that Animaniacs and Freakazoid are still funny because of the references to culture that i didnt get when i was 8 or 9. Funniest cartoons ever.

Books:

Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Kevin Murphy, Micheal J. Nelson of MST3k, David Sedaris, Coffee table books are vey interesting to read, especially sitting on a couch in front of an actual coffee table. Recently i've been reading alot of non-fiction.

Heroes:

My dad is the pinnacle of virtue. Bruce Lee. My favorite athletes are Tiger Woods and Gilbert Arenas, even though he is a whack-a-doo (this is a new development.)

My Blog

Cool new person

I am always jealous of that small group that you get to see when you pull up your MYSPACE home. These are the "Cool New People". Who decides who these people get to be, and why are they so cool? The o...
Posted by You call him Dr. Jones, Lady! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My very first... Blog?

Ok, so here's my first ever online journal entry. To be completely honest, it's not as exciting as i thought it would be. So what exactly is a Blog? What does it stand for and what is its purpose? Onl...
Posted by You call him Dr. Jones, Lady! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST